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I stumbled onto this partly exciting, partly funny, partly educative post, thought I should share. screen shots below...

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a Nigerian corporation, what is a cow? is it the name of a person, animal, place or thing?

America - You have 2 cows, Russia seized 1. You milk the other 1 and then gave it to NATO.

Your economy is thriving on the milk but the milk cannot sustain your economy, so you invaded Iraq, stole 2 cows from there. Russia seized 1 again. You milk the other 1 and then gave it to Al-Qaeda & Osama Bin Laden.

Your economy is still thriving on the milk but the milk cannot sustain your economy, so you invaded Libya, stole 2 cows from there. China seized 1. You milk the other 1 and then gave it to ISIS.

Your economy is still thriving on the milk but the milk cannot sustain your economy,
so you attempt to invade Syria, but unfortunately for you, Russia comes into Syria & chased you out like an helpless guinea-fowl.

There's no more milk to run your economy, you decide to explore Nigeria by sending wolves in form of Boko Haram to survey the Nigerian cows.

You hijack the only cow in Ghana & replaced it with 2 prisoners from Guantanamo Bay in order to turn Ghana to the Terrorist Capital of Africa.

Obatala7Kronos:
America - You have 2 cows, Russia seized 1. You milk the other 1 and then gave it to NATO.

Your economy is thriving on the milk but the milk cannot sustain your economy, so you invaded Iraq, stole 2 cows from there. Russia seized 1 again. You milk the other 1 and then gave it to Al-Qaeda & Osama Bin Laden.

Your economy is still thriving on the milk but the milk cannot sustain your economy, so you invaded Libya, stole 2 cows from there. China seized 1. You milk the other 1 and then gave it to ISIS.

Your economy is still thriving on the milk but the milk cannot sustain your economy,
so you attempt to invade Syria, but unfortunately for you, Russia comes into Syria & chased you out like an helpless guinea-fowl.

There's no more milk to run your economy, you decide to explore Nigeria by sending wolves in form of Boko Haram to survey the Nigerian cows.

You hijack the only cow in Ghana & replaced it with 2 prisoners from Guantanamo Bay in order to turn Ghana to the Terrorist Capital of Africa.

In a nutshell, America engages in "bovine heist", loses half of her loot to others and invests the rest in terrorism. hehehehe

Buhari has 50 cows, he sells some for a profit, while he gives the rest to his fulani brothers which they use as a reason to slaughter indigenes

Oga ju!

Nigerians dey para!!

Lol