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Jona The Hunter by Farrydaddy(m): 1:28am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Ebele the hunter hunter goes into the bush, kills
a very big Antelope and sells it to Mama Ngozi
who sells peppersoup. He sold the game for
N1,000. He told mama Ngozi to make sure the
peppersoup is well made because he is coming
along with his friends in the evening to enjoy
themselves. When they got there that evening,
they ordered for plates of peppersoup. Ebele
bought the head for N500, he bought the four
legs for four of his friends at N500 each, another
person ate the intestines as assorted, he paid
N500 for it, three other people also ate N500
worth of peppersoup each. The hunter ended up
spending N4,500 to buy what he sold to Mama
Ngozi for N1,000. Mama Ngozi made a cool
N3,500 profit just by cooking (processing) the
meat and selling it back to where she bought it
from. That is 350% profit and yet she still had
excess remaining to sell to other customers. So
who is wise and who is foolish here?
Let us relate this story to our dear country
Nigeria. We sell crude oil to UK at $110 per barrel
and we are very happy; so happy that we spend
the money lavishly, and then go back
immediately to UK to buy the processed crude oil
in the form of Kerosene, PMS, AGO, Tar,
petroleum jelly, wax, petrochemicals etc. At the
end of the day we end up buying these products
at 12 times the cost of what we sold them. How is
it possible Nigeria is not broke. Nigeria sure has
been broke since 53 years ago. 1 Like
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