MzPecs:
I enjoy 120hrs of uninterrupted power supply in ilobu village, osun state!

domopps:
Lols....... but av seen some tho




1 av seen. An albino Obituary Posters when I used 2 stay Opp. St petter cementary Aremo Ibadan


2 And av also seen plenty Yoruba movies without voodoo



3. 120 hrs of interrupted light in Oluyole est Ibadan and in my area here in lag.





Proof in a bit ! Lalasticlala




Cheeeers

cosmo84:





Lol. Of course you would have seen an albino's obituary
CHIEF, YOU WERE LIVING OPP A CEMETERY. A RARE PRIVILEDGE

Abosi31:
Five things I’ve never seen as a Nigerian.
This is a list I have compiled using my over twenty-years experience on earth in Nigeria. It is possible anyone who has lived in the same geographical location would have the same experience.

5. A Female Obioma:
‘Obioma’ is a name given to people who carry small sewing machines around from house to house, street to street to mend clothes at your doorstep. My entire life, I have never seen a woman do this job. It seems to be restricted in some way, to only the men folk. If you have ever seen a female obioma, maybe it was in a nollywood movie- oh, or a dream.

waveskaaya:
Bros u sabi lie oooo.where u see light for 120hrs for oluyole?

princeshijman:
are you from ilobu? dats wer i served

RexTramadol1:



Na lie, ilobu ni ilenle nbeyen
No copy broda Lai na!

9japrof:

If township issues come up and I hear you say pim, then the thunder wey go fire you still dey do press up.

God don catch you today, Na from villa you dey always log on to nairaland, no wonder you dey dey online 247

Now, this is hilarious!

Akinz0126:
@Op you makes a lot of sense especially that yoruba films of a thing.Voodoo ke Yoruba no fit do film without voodoo ooooo to show aw wicked and cruel they are.one of the reason I havnt visit my homeland 4 ther past 10 years.

Naziff:

You can't call my town a village sis

Lstar4real:
wow that's our home town btwn ilobu is not village... its city... can I get to know you

A city without a bank?

The only bank that functions around there is at Erin so Ilobu is village abeg!

A village where market opens every 5days

Osyxcel:


So you be village girl

ladyF:
120 hours of uninterrupted is not possible with NEPA alone. The funniest thing about Yoruba movies is the translation at the bottom of the screen, you'll be seeing things like "yes he giving me the pregnant" lol....no offence

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

MzPecs:
I enjoy 120hrs of uninterrupted power supply in ilobu village, osun state!

Walkopet:
So, na Ilobu u dey, small time now una go dey form VGC babe,...lol



#Ilobu champion.

Lmao!

MzPecs:

Lmao!

Walkopet:
so, u na Osun Indigene?

MzPecs:

Nope!

ozila:
and this make front-page.?

Abosi31:
3. A Yoruba movie without juju:
Yes o. This one is impossible. It’s like saying you want to cook egusi soup without using egusi; or you want to sleep without closing your eyes. A Yoruba movie without some voodoo in the plot has not existed yet. Babalawo ti take over!

2. 120 Hours of Electricity:
I grew up in Port Harcourt, folks and NEPA people showed us shege. It seemed that we only had light when an intern was being shown around the PHCN building that controls our light. Then the tour guide would pull down the lever, so there will be light, then he’ll say to the intern, “now that’s how to turn the light on, and this is how to turn it off.” With that, the light goes off again until another intern is being shown around, three weeks later. The ‘longest light’ I’ve seen in my life was during the last elections, when we had light for like 4 days straight. That was before the NEPA people finally came with N140k bill and we had to root our meter. Yes, you can root meters these days.

1. My Post on front page of NL:
This one pains me. When posts about Cossy’s boobs and the new jumpsuit Chidinma wears make FP, my own them will only end up in the second to last position of ‘trending’ posts. But today, this yoke will be broken. Can I hear an amen?
Culled from www.escapedmydiary.com

GogobiriLalas:
weed smoking chimp (Gogobiri 'monkey in Hausa'; Lalas 'street parlance referencing weed')

Akinz0126:
@Op you makes a lot of sense especially that yoruba films of a thing.Voodoo ke Yoruba no fit do film without voodoo ooooo to show aw wicked and cruel they are.one of the reason I havnt visit my homeland 4 ther past 10 years.

Ishilove:

Wow. How...err, peculiar...

GogobiriLalas:
lol not like am an habitual user of the wacky tabacky meself...it just describes my sense of humor I suppose...I enjoy a good laugh

domopps:
Lols....... but av seen some tho




1 av seen. An albino Obituary Posters when I used 2 stay Opp. St petter cementary Aremo Ibadan


2 And av also seen plenty Yoruba movies with voodoo


3. 120 hrs of interrupted light in Oluyole est Ibadan and in my area here in lag.





Proof in a bit ! Lalasticlala




Cheeeers

badaoyeyemi:
.Av seen a female obioma ooo in ma area but shes dead now....But d rest re so true

Ishilove:

But you are a user, yes?

GogobiriLalas:
en emm ehm

JealousPrince:



oga u dey here, abeg cum update us ooooo, we dey wait
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The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow
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This story is so on point.