I thought I would share some funny puns not porns with my friends on Nairaland

Enjoy!

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation

More updates later..

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8, 9, 10
Really felt these ones.
On point.

Seems this is gon be interesting....... No need to call the mods...... Just more puns........ This topic is destined for front page #Gbabe

I wouldn't need a RAILWAY to TRAIN you up

Thanks adebayor more coming soon

1. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.


2. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

3. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

4. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

5. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.

6. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'


7. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Enjoy reading and don't forget to drop yours

Carrottop:

1. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.


2. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

3. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

4. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

5. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.

6. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'


7. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Enjoy reading and don't forget to drop yours

number 7 is dope