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If Football Clubs Were To Be Academic Institutions In Nigeria. by Kechikenneth(m): 8:35pm On Feb 16, 2016 |
If football club were to be academic institutions in Nigeria,Then: ARSENAL=UNIILORIN:where students work hard throughout the year but failed to succeed. MAN CITY=UNIABUJA:where the students purchase expensive things and live large but forget their primary assignment. LIVERPOOL=OAU IFE:where students are proud of the academic achievements of their grandfathers. MAN U=UNIBEN:where students dont perform well in class but do well during their exams and achieve good grades. CHELSEA=UNILAG:where when students dont perform well they put the blames on the Vc and the government will have to intervene and find a new VC every year. REAL MADRID=AAU:where student think they perform best and begin to beef best students of other schools. BARCA=CRUTECH:where student work hard and succeed accordingly... Lolz...do you guys agree with this? |
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