Osinbajo: Mr. President, Mikel scored yesterday Night ?
Buhari: Which Mikel?

Osinbajo: John Mikel Obi of Nigeria
Buhari: What did you drink last night?

Osinbajo: I swear, him score. It was a corner.
Buhari: Osinbade, That means change have catch Mikel and football

Osinbajo: Yes, change has change Mikel
Buhari: Did Chelsea win?

Osinbajo: No, them beat them two one, last minute goal
Buhari: That is corruption, we must fight it

Osinbajo: How?
Buhari: They must replay the match. Call EFCC Chairman for me