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If You Were In This Bus,what Will You Do? by decatalyst(m): 5:45pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
An Old Woman boarded a Bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver: "Driver, when we reach Benin tell me o" The driver nodded and then she shouted again: "My Children, una hear wetin I tell am" Everybody responded: "Yes, Mama" On the long Journey to Lagos, everybody slept off and forgot about Mama's request. After several Hours of driving and then close to Lagos from Benin about 4hours behind, the Old Woman asked: "Driver, you never reach Benin since" "Ooooh!" the driver exclaimed, "Mama, Benin is like 4 Hours behind us" "Ah!", the Woman shouted and started crying, "take me back to Benin, abeg I no wan Wahala o" Considering the age of the Woman, the passengers agreed that the driver should turn back to Benin. On getting to Benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the Woman she was in Benin. The Woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out 2 tablets of Panadol and swallowed them with Water. She then smiled and said: "Thank you, my Son, Na my daughter say when I reach Benin, make I drink 2 tablets of Panadol. I don take am now, Oya make we dey go Lagos... As you smile and laugh to this joke, may laughter never depart from your mouth this week, next month and years to come in Jesus name I pray... Amen. Did you laugh? Like... 1 Like |
Re: If You Were In This Bus,what Will You Do? by satelliteDISH(m): 5:49pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
The thunder wey go fire that old woman still dey do press up for hold-up. |
Re: If You Were In This Bus,what Will You Do? by Iamlordgee(m): 5:59pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
Sh!t |
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