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If You Were In This Bus,what Will You Do? by decatalyst(m): 5:45pm On Feb 18, 2016
An Old Woman boarded a
Bus to
Lagos from Calabar and told the
driver:
"Driver, when we reach Benin tell
me o" The driver nodded and then she
shouted again:
"My Children, una hear wetin I tell
am"
Everybody responded:
"Yes, Mama" On the long Journey to Lagos,
everybody slept off and forgot
about Mama's request.

After several Hours of driving and
then close to Lagos from Benin
about 4hours behind, the Old Woman asked:

"Driver, you never reach Benin
since"
"Ooooh!" the driver exclaimed,
"Mama, Benin is like 4 Hours
behind us" "Ah!", the Woman shouted and
started crying, "take me back to
Benin, abeg I no wan Wahala o"

Considering the age of the
Woman, the passengers agreed
that the driver should turn back to Benin.
On getting to Benin, the driver
came down, opened the door
and told the Woman she was in
Benin.

The Woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out 2
tablets
of Panadol and swallowed them
with Water.

She then smiled and said:
"Thank you, my Son, Na my
daughter say when I reach Benin, make I drink 2 tablets of
Panadol.
I don take am now, Oya make we
dey go Lagos... gringrin


As you smile and laugh to this joke, may
laughter never depart from your mouth this week, next
month and years to come in Jesus name I pray...
Amen.


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Re: If You Were In This Bus,what Will You Do? by satelliteDISH(m): 5:49pm On Feb 18, 2016
The thunder wey go fire that old woman still dey do press up for hold-up.
Re: If You Were In This Bus,what Will You Do? by Iamlordgee(m): 5:59pm On Feb 18, 2016
Sh!t

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