Just when you thought these zombies had reached the apex of zombification, they just keep shooting higher and higher into the stratosphere of lunacy

Now they are saying that the fall of the naira versus the dollar is a good thing as it will "force us to look inward".

Can you believe this shhh

So the more the naira falls, the better for Nigeria

Gosh, I can't take this level of retardation anymore, I need to go all Claire Redfield on these zombies

Very soon, Nigeria will consist of 80% zombies and 20% normal people, free of infection. What hope will there be then for the 20%, that still have control over their thoughts and actions

I fear for our future with this current zombie epidemic.