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Funtime: All Na The Same! Money Cannot Waste by christopheru(m): 9:50pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
Funtime All na the same! 1.You buy egg roll N150, I buy buns N20 boil egg N30, all na N50 # all na d same, money cannot waste# 2.You buy Five Alive N300; I buy ... orange+mango+pineapple N80, my own na natural......money cannot waste# 3. Nepa cut your power, you pay N2000 reconnection fee sharp sharp; me I wait...for night I call electrician pay am N200 fix the wire back.....money cannot waste# 4. You buy Milo, peak milk and sugar; me I buy cowbell chocolate which already contains every....Money no waste# 5. You pay 5k go watch p.square show, me I buy the pirated CD N100 watch n sing along....money no waste# 6. You pay N1000 for cinema buy pop corn N500; I buy 20-in-1 DVD, dey my house dey chop N50 pop corn, movie dey show....money cannot waste# 7. You buy red bull N400 to become active, me I buy paraga N20, i'm super active...mtchew...money cannot waste# 8. You buy Don Simon, I buy zobo add squaddy, ...all na red wine# 9. You fix brazillian hair 100k; I buy xpressions attachment N350, I fine pass you...guys dont even know the difference...hahahahaa# 10. You go club for V.Island buy hennesey 40k, me I enter joint for area buy alomo N200.......all na highness# 11. You pay dstv 9k to watch match, me I pay N50 for viewing centre,...all na de same# 12. You buy BB torch 95k, me I buy BB Storm 15k...sheybi na ping all of us they ping# abeg abeg.....all na de same....wetin remain 11. Add yours joooor!! |
Re: Funtime: All Na The Same! Money Cannot Waste by Gidoka(m): 10:11pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
My mates are getting married.
My mates are getting good jobs.
My mates are succeeding.
My mates are living overseas.
My mates are buying cars.
My mates are building houses.
My mates are this... my mates are that...
It's too bad you forgot about your mates in the mortuary,
your mates in the psychiatric homes, your mates that are
roaming on the streets,
your mates that are jobless, hungry, blind, deaf...
Some of your mates are in jail without committing any
crime..
You ate last night but some didn't or couldn't...
You have work and sources for daily living while some have
nothing to
look up to..
You are alive not because you are faithful or because you
have never sinned before but it is the MERCY of God
Almighty that kept you alive.
You might not be where you wish to be today, but you have
obviously Gone past where you were yesterday.
Be thankful. |
Re: Funtime: All Na The Same! Money Cannot Waste by Gidoka(m): 10:11pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
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