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| . . . by blissieng(op): 1:39pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
There's a English man, a Scottish man and an Irish man. They each have been set the task of flying over their own country and dropping something symbolic out of the plane. So the Englishman starts off, takes off in his plane and drops an English Rose. When he lands he notices a little girl crying, when he asks why the little girl sais "a rose fell from the sky and the thawns pricked me". The Scottish man takes off and drops a Thistle out of the plane, when he lands he finds a little boy crying and asks what's wrong. The little boy replies "a thistle fell from the sky and hit me, I'm allergic and it hurts". The Nigerian man does the same, takes off, gets to cruising altitude and drops a bomb out of the plane. When he lands he finds a man rolling around on the floor in histerics, laughing so hard he can barely breathe. The Nigerian man asks: "What's so funny?" Laughing Romade said: "I just farted and my house blew up" |
| Re: . . . by Jeovy(m): 1:43pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
hmm ![]() |
| Re: . . . by clemcykul(f): 2:02pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
arrant nonsense *waits patiently for bliss* |
| Re: . . . by blissieng(op): 2:04pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
y u dey wait me? |
| Re: . . . by clemcykul(f): 2:07pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
gotcha! hehhheeheeh welcome honie |
| Re: . . . by blissieng(op): 2:08pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
![]() I said I'm not into THOSE stuffs!!! did I stutter previously? |
| Re: . . . by clemcykul(f): 2:18pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
infact u stammered badly, pls stop stammering am tired of laffn |
| Re: . . . by blissieng(op): 2:19pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
come, dem don send u again? |
| Re: . . . by Jeovy(m): 2:27pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
Bliss, hope u are not hungry? check dis: There's a English man, a Scottish man and an Irish man. where Nigeria jump out from? |
| Re: . . . by romsky: 2:28pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
na lurv abi lust wey she get 4 me overshadow her copy pasteif na ble person no go hear word 4 dat shikini error |
| Re: . . . by Jeovy(m): 2:55pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
see u no get teeth for mouth ![]() |
| Re: . . . by blissieng(op): 4:06pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
![]() just wan find roma trouble. n him no even ja me face. . . I need to regroup! |
| Re: . . . by romsky: 4:17pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
then u dont know it will take more than dem posts to get across |
| Re: . . . by blissieng(op): 4:53pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
![]() oh I get across fine! thnk u very much ![]() |
| Re: . . . by romsky: 5:01pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
ble lurfs me |
| Re: . . . by blissieng(op): 5:09pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
Wrong! I do luve but u r wrong abt who I lauv! ![]() |
| Re: . . . by mykali(m): 8:22pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
blissieng:itz gotta be me right? ![]() |
| Re: . . . by dani1luv(mod): 9:11am On Jul 11, 2009 |
nnaah i dont think so |
| Re: . . . by romsky: 12:24pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
there is no harm in mykali dreaming |
| Re: . . . by sylve11: 12:47pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
trouble dey o ![]() |
| Re: . . . by Phemour: 6:27pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
Subject Crazy ![]() |
| Re: . . . by sylve11: 7:04pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
phemour ![]() |
| Re: . . . by freezy(m): 8:22pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
Sppechless |
| Re: . . . by mykali(m): 6:54pm On Jul 12, 2009 |
romade:why i go dream na? when she comes, she'll tell you ![]() |
| Re: . . . by parki: 7:23pm On Jul 12, 2009 |
this boy must have smoke paw paw leaf this evening this one he goes around in every thread shining his black teeth |
| Re: . . . by Arcani: 7:44pm On Jul 12, 2009 |
romade: Coughs, hmmmm, mummiey/daddieyblissieng:hmmmmmmm, lya liar |
| Re: . . . by blacksta(m): 8:29pm On Jul 12, 2009 |
where the Nigerian man come from u said , Scottish, English and Irish - Was the naija man the pilot |
| Re: . . . by clemcykul(f): 10:37am On Jul 13, 2009 |
yes he was |
| Re: . . . by romsky: 10:40am On Jul 13, 2009 |
my clumsy was the cook |
| Re: . . . by parki: 10:41am On Jul 13, 2009 |
i command everyone to stop posting here |
| Re: . . . by clemcykul(f): 11:19am On Jul 13, 2009 |
c'mon gerrout, by the way wipe ur arse first b4 logging on |
| Re: . . . by romsky: 11:51am On Jul 13, 2009 |
gbam |
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