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The man And The Kidnapper. by finestboy2(m): 8:16pm On Sep 14, 2009
Crazyman’s wife Abbey city was kidnapped; crazyman happenes to be a business man, and the following conversation follows.

Kidnapper: (on the phone) hello sir, we have your wife here.

Crazyman: (in an ibo accent) ok mr kidnapper, what do you want?

Kidnapper: Bring N10 million or else you won’t see your befutiful wife again (Abbey’s voice is heard in the background crying)

Crazyman: Chineke! N10million? That money is enough for me to clear my container at wharf and still have enough change for other businesses (to the kidnapper) oga you can kill her; if I have that kind of money, I won’t give it to you.

So the kidnappers kill Abbey city; and greedy crazyman marries another woman immediately. angry sad embarassed cry
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by finestboy2(m): 8:18pm On Sep 14, 2009
Crazykid how you de never knew you've changed to crazyman it's me marlet01; your 2006 pal. wink
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by CrazyMan(m): 8:23pm On Sep 14, 2009
Marlet shocked shocked shocked wetin con do your id na undecided
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by finestboy2(m): 8:26pm On Sep 14, 2009
Guy leave that side na long story; as your wife don die now you de free to de runs any girl you want; woman wrapper; I no say you never change grin grin grin
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by CrazyMan(m): 8:28pm On Sep 14, 2009
You disappeared for how many years only to appear back and insult me right? angry angry angry angry
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by finestboy2(m): 8:30pm On Sep 14, 2009
He he he grin grin grin
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by CrazyMan(m): 8:31pm On Sep 14, 2009
angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by bydot1(m): 11:53pm On Sep 14, 2009
nonsense!
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by CrazyMan(m): 10:01am On Sep 15, 2009
Thank God you know that; don't mind that pest I would destory him when I see him angry angry angry
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by clemcykul(f): 10:11am On Sep 15, 2009
onye ara
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by sylve11: 10:15am On Sep 15, 2009
twinny u too sabby cos person self cool
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by CrazyMan(m): 10:30am On Sep 15, 2009
clemcykul:

onye ara
Anuofia
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by Abbeycity4(f): 3:52pm On Sep 15, 2009
**rush out of d thread** shocked shocked shocked
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by bashydemy(m): 6:08pm On Sep 15, 2009
Na wa oo crazyman
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by Ben13: 6:43pm On Sep 15, 2009
all the friends to crazykid since 2006 follow am dey craze sha
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by tammyswits(f): 6:51pm On Sep 15, 2009
Am hungry
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by CrazyMan(m): 2:43am On Sep 16, 2009
Alright come let me feed you.
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by Abbeycity4(f): 11:01am On Sep 17, 2009
feed m wit wat? shocked
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by tytylayor: 8:03am On Sep 18, 2009
d only tin u kno how to eat
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by clemcykul(f): 8:48am On Sep 18, 2009
hehhe
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by tytylayor: 9:04am On Sep 18, 2009
is it?
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by Ben13: 9:55am On Sep 18, 2009
abeg upgrade
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by busybody20: 5:43am On Sep 19, 2009
cry
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by bydot1(m): 5:44am On Sep 19, 2009
dani! dani!! Ooooohhh
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by CuteAngel(f): 8:06am On Sep 19, 2009
Wetin dani do na?
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by Ben13: 10:13am On Sep 19, 2009
dani needs to lock all threads titled "Crazyman"  sad
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by bydot1(m): 10:34am On Sep 19, 2009
wink
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by Ben13: 10:36am On Sep 19, 2009
fine boi no pimple
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by bydot1(m): 10:40am On Sep 19, 2009
nw u're talkin cool
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by Ben13: 10:45am On Sep 19, 2009
why your head come dey swell na? take it eazy o
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by sylve11: 12:15pm On Sep 19, 2009
angry angry angry angry angry cool
Re: The man And The Kidnapper. by bydot1(m): 12:43am On Sep 20, 2009
envy nt cool

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