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Last Christmas Scare by Minesota1(f): 9:24am On Feb 22, 2016
It was the 22nd of December,i woke up exactly 7:15am feeling very dizzy and unusual.I rushed up to the bathroom to puke and immediately something said to me "Tolu you are pregnant".A million and one ideas began to fit into my head.Confused? very so am about to become a mother,if its a boy i'll name him Jason and a girl Bella..then i snapped myself back to reality oh my God my life is ruined i can't be pregnant.I picked my phone dialed his number on a second thought i turned off my phone and decided to confirm first before raising unecessary alarm.Unfortunately it was on a weekend and labs wouldn't open till monday.

The day crawled,it felt like it was gonna take a whole year for monday to come couldn't get the thought of been pregnant off my head,kept to myself all through the weekend cause i didn't want anyone to notice i was ill especially my mum.

And then monday finally came,i was at the laboratory before it was opened,my heart almost failed me waiting for the test result.The lab attendant came out smiling at me,quickly i got the result and it was just malaria and typhoid.Sigh what a relief i came out smiling like i just won a lottery..My almost ruined christmas was perfect afterall.

This is what happens when people do the things they are not supposed to be doing..You panic and you get the scare of your life..Whatever you do always stay true to your values.

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Re: Last Christmas Scare by Oladipupo22: 11:31am On Feb 22, 2016
Minesota1:
It was the 22nd of December,i woke up exactly 7:15am feeling very dizzy and unusual.I rushed up to the bathroom to puke and immediately something said to me "Tolu you are pregnant".A million and one ideas began to fit into my head.Confused? very so am about to become a mother,if its a boy i'll name him Jason and a girl Bella..then i snapped myself back to reality oh my God my life is ruined i can't be pregnant.I picked my phone dialed his number on a second thought i turned off my phone and decided to confirm first before raising unecessary alarm.Unfortunately it was on a weekend and labs wouldn't open till monday.

The day crawled,it felt like it was gonna take a whole year for monday to come couldn't get the thought of been pregnant off my head,kept to myself all through the weekend cause i didn't want anyone to notice i was ill especially my mum.

And then monday finally came,i was at the laboratory before it was opened,my heart almost failed me waiting for the test result.The lab attendant came out smiling at me,quickly i got the result and it was just malaria and typhoid.Sigh what a relief i came out smiling like i just won a lottery..My almost ruined christmas was perfect afterall.

This is what happens when people do the things they are not supposed to be doing..You panic and you get the scare of your life..Whatever you do always stay true to your values.

Lovely piece

Can we hook up!

I could make you pregnant in future...
Re: Last Christmas Scare by granlydia(f): 9:20am On Feb 23, 2016
Nice write up..

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