mykali:

okay, i'm calling out the dark Lord from the pits of hell.

Sauron, i've been wanting to do diss isht for a very long time.
i see you as one of the best so it took me a while to pen this.
it might not be a good Rap verse, but itz got some depth.

enuff of the talk . . .here i go
check . . .

i'd be a ''wise fool'' if i literally say Sauron'z a ''clever slowpoke''
but nigga/ you'z so dumb/ you wouldn't decipher the oxymoron

hold on/ i'm the World's best lyricist/ don't think i'm being hyperbolic
when i say you'z a 'well rounded rap-a-holic'/ thats a parable/so call me parabolic

don't force it/ i'm so fly while you stay Down/ you must be Mongoloid
and me annoyed is wiv an AK stuck up yo' ass/ i leave you paranoid

my rhyme verse/ gives you nightmares/ wiv your eyes wide open/ you 'sleeping paradoxically'?
call it REM/ or whatever/ when Mykali says you'z a bytch/ he don't mean that metaphorically

dont mess wiv kali/ musically/ i'm the ''dope''/ niggaz pay a high price for a piece of me
you ain't ''bangin''/ lyrically/ you're the pope/ to you the ladies say ''stay the mess off me''

my lines are multi-potent/ whatever ''illnesses'' you got/ i'll surely cure them
your folks/ i'm sorry for them/ they birthed an imbecillic cretin who'z of no use to them

my lines so educative/ Sauron the kid learns Maths and English from my ''Figures of Speech''
You're lyrically challenged/ even wiv your hands in my mouth/ you wouldn't feel what i spit

your bytch preferz/ my di.ck to yourz/ if you ask her/ she'll say itz cuz I met-her-first
so when i say ''Mykali'z cooler than ice''/ you should know i spit ''Frozen Met-a-phors''

P.S: And if my lines are difficult for you to comprehend/ maybe you should grab a Webster
And if with a Webster/ you still can't guess/ ha!/ then you should know i'm a lyrical Master


don't hate homie

~Sauron~:

Is this a rap battle to challenge Sauron OR you are just seeking attention?
We never agreed to slang a freestyle battle. . . . . .when would you kids learn to always agree on a battle before posting?

I will give u extra time to restructure your verses before i reply. . . .
Whatz with the colours? Are you GAY??

do we have to agree? i called you out homie. itz natural for one net-c to call another out and do a battle.

''Restructure my verses?'' are you trying to say something stupid?

which of the colors annoys you most? i'll get rid of 'em ASAP. ''only a fagot knows [/i]what a fagot [i]should know'' anyways.

if you are too chicken to reply, bodly say so and keep the flimsy excuses to yerself.

mykali:

do we have to agree? i called you out homie. itz natural for one net-c to call another out and do a battle.

''Restructure my verses?'' are you trying to say something stupid?

which of the colors annoys you most? i'll get rid of 'em ASAP. ''only a fagot knows [/i]what a fagot [i]should know'' anyways.

if you are too chicken to reply, bodly say so and keep the flimsy excuses to yerself. 

HELP me build a status on Nairaland? ? ?

~Sauron~:


Never drop a verse on me without an agreement for you to do it.
That's an act of cowardice. Everything about your watery lines showed they have been written many months ago.

i shoulda thot of all these before calling your lame ass out right?

truth be told, that verse took me just a day. i spent useful office hours penning that shit.
10hours max. not even a week. if i had 3months to spend.
I WOULD UNLEASH A 100 LEADED BARS ON YOUR SORRY ASS!!!.

You think my lines are watery right? no problem mate.
take your time. i just cant wait to see how ''fiery'' your lines will be.
my laptop should catch fire just by displaying them.
it really should.

mykali:

@Sauron

JESUS ***** CHRIST!!!

YOU FLOODED MY LAPTOP WIV 'EM LINES MAN

mykali:

Seriously, is that all you've got?
and you say my lines are watery? 
you still think I'M NOT IN YOUR LEAGUE right?
mess that.

mykali:

okay, i'm calling out the dark Lord from the pits of hell.

Sauron, i've been wanting to do diss isht for a very long time.
i see you as one of the best  so it took me a while to pen this.
it might not be a good Rap verse, but itz got some depth.

did you fu.ckn see that? its not a GOOD RAP VERSE.
Old'sync's and Chamotex's lines were fuckn longer than mine.
and they are Legends on these forum.
so that is not an excuse.
but i'll take your advice though.
since i consider you one of the best

mykali:

did you fu.ckn see that? its not a GOOD RAP VERSE.

Old'sync's and Chamotex's verses were fuckn longer than mine.
and they are Legends on these forum.
so that is not an excuse.
but i'll take your advice though.
since i consider you one of the best

~Sauron~:

But you saw Ibime and I correcting Chamotex when he battled Mailmalc in the final of the NL battle. . . . .

Excessive wording is not complexity, it's bullshit.
Then skip the text colours [/b]and underlining words. . . .
Using capital letters is a bit okay but [b]if you really wanna emphasize a punch-line, use italics(it's neater).

i see you hate colors a lot.
just tried to make it understandable to you
and the newbies
so, i'ma "hop back in the lab and bring the ETHER to you'' some time soon.
what do you think?
please, don't tell me you aint got the time to battle newbies
i'm no newbie

mykali:

i see you hate colors a lot.
just tried to make it understandable to you 
and the newbies
so, i'ma "hop back in the lab and bring the ETHER to you'' some time soon.
what do you think?
please, don't tell me you aint got the time to battle newbies
i'm no newbie

~Sauron~:

U don't need to make it understandable to me. . . . .I am not in your low echelon.
Leave that for newbies like you.

Yea, hop back to the lab and write everything in your head.
Then strip those words to the barest minimum while delivering your punchline.
If you cannot do it, better scrap the bar and look for something else but several minutes of deep thinking usually solve the problem.

Reasons i don't like battling newbies? it doesn't add anything to ma decimalz.
I'd rather have the heads of Ibime, Wordsmith, Mailmalc or Chamotex in ma pot than[b] Mykali or Gabry[/b].
If you need any help, holler at me on this zone. U seem a cool guy willing to learn the ropes but. . . . .take one step at a time.

oh my ballz . . . you put me on the same fuckn level as Gabry.
i know i'm not so dope . . . but Gabry?
please, modify that shit.

mykali:

oh my ballz . . . you put me on the same fuckn level as Gabry.
i know i'm not so dope . . . but Gabry?
please, modify that shit.

~Sauron~:

My £20 says Gabry is better than you.

~Sauron~:

My £20 says Gabry is better than you.

ofokasibe:

well i like saurons attitude this time around , at least he is not insulting or running from the battle callout,
.i just dont feel the new sauron's verse , his lyrics are kinda poor.  for real mykali verse was equal to urs
just an observation.no homo.

ofokasibe:

and who the Bleep trained gabry ??OFOKASIBE! , THAT MEANS I AM WAY BETTER THAN SAURON AND MYKALI COMBINED TOGETHER
@GABRY
U SEE WHAT I DID TO U?THOSE THAT DONT RESPECT U B4 NOW RESPECT U . I TOLD U I WAS GONNA MAKE U SICK !

mykali:

come to think of it from a very mature angle . . .

Gabry ryhmes better than Ofoka.

eyonigger:

Mykali, Sauron wins u hands down on this one.

To be sincere, he said something which was right, too many syllables on one line. You wont be able to spit that out and make it sound like a good flow on the mic. Make it as short as possible.

Sauron beats you on this.