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BIBLICAL TOASTING! :naija Style by noblepassmercy: 6:03am On Feb 23, 2016
Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?

Girl: Nope. I don’t want to have a boyfriend.

Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

Girl: But I don’t love you.

Boy: 1 John 4:8 “Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.” Girl: But how can I be sure that you’re loyal and honest?

Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.”

Girl: But I’m busy, I’m still studying. Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1 “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.”

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