Dear Men
So yesterday I was walking down to d cafeteria wit
a colleague, we had our hands entwined as we
walked n discussed... Suddenly, he saw an old
friend of his peeing by d roadside, he was so
excited dat he crossed d oda side to greet him, he
waited for dis dude to finish peeing n after
shaking droplets of urine they shook hands
(jeeezzz) not just shaking hands... they held hands
as dey exchanged pleasantries. I stood n watched
in awe, with my microscopic eyes; I could sense dat
d guy was passing pathogenic micro organisms to
my colleague.
By the time they were through, he came over to
meet me n expected that I'd still hold his hands
(yuck) I suddenly lost my appetite for food n I
headed back to d office to seek solace.
Guys? Really? Its annoying dat u can stand
anywhere, show us ur junior n pee...I just wish u
would walk around with water n wash ur hands
after every pee.
Feel free to crucify me for stating d obvious
# btw am done shaking dudes.
cc: lalasticlala

K. No qualms.
But can i hold ur waist den

Very funny

He should have made you a cuisine without washing his hands.