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Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 8:24pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
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Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 8:26pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
That awkward moment when you fart in class
and you pretend
it isn't you, but everyone is looking at
you |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 8:27pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
lalasticlala, dani1luv, Ben13 |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 8:28pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
That awkward moment when you think your
crush is waving at
you but they're really waving at
someone else |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 8:30pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
That awkward moment on facebook
when you like your frenemy’s post by
mistake. |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 8:31pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
The awkward moment when a dead friend
goes online on Whatsapp chat. |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 8:32pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
The awkward moment when you retweet the
wrong tweet ” |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 8:33pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts." |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 8:35pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
I saw a young teenage kid on the subway
today. He had a Mohawk hairstyle dyed yellow,
green, and red. He caught me staring at him
and in a nasty voice asked, "What the f*ck are
you looking at?" I replied, "Sorry, but when I
was about your age I had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son." 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 8:35pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty- five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty- five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 8:36pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find
someone like me," the answer to that is,
"That's the point." |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 8:36pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
During an impassioned sermon about death and final judgement, the pastor said forcefully, "Each member of this church is going to die and face judgement." Glancing down at the front pew, he noticed a man with a big smile on his face. The minister repeated his point louder. "Each member of this church is going to die and face judgement!" The man nodded and smiled even more. This really got the preacher wound up. He pounded the pulpit emphatically when he came to the ultimatum: "Each member of this church is going to die and face judgement!!!" Though everyone else in the congregation was looking somber, the man in front continued to smile. Finally the preacher stepped off the platform, stood in front of the man and shouted, "I said each member of this church is going to die!" The man grinned from ear to ear. After the service was over, the preacher made a beeline for the man. "I don't get it," the preacher said in frustration. "Whenever I said, 'Each member of this church is going to die,' your smile got bigger. Why?" "I'm not a member of this church," the man replied. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 8:37pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's
dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't
know; I can't see." 1 Like |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 8:37pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!" 2 Likes |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by Lasveg(m): 9:52pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
Nice jokes, keep 'em coming |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 10:26pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
What did God say when he made the first
black man? "Damn, I burnt one." 1 Like |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 10:27pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:- "Wow I just found the love of my life...Nothing will ever stop me from loving my man♥." . ,, ,, . ,14 DAYS LATER:- "Never make sum1 a priority when u're just an option to them..!" . ,, ,, . 2 DAYS LATER:- "I HATE love so much!" . ,, ,, . 3 DAYS LATER. "I'm happy to remain single and I will never fall in love again." . ,, ,, . 5 DAYS LATER:- "I'm looking for a man to love and treat me right." . ,, ,, . 15 DAYS LATER:- "When u deeply fall in love with a right person, u realise why it didn't work with anybody else but him. I love my guy so much....mmmuaaa h. " . ,, ,, . 8 DAYS LATER:- "smh..!! All men are the same!!!!!" 1 Like |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 10:28pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
A Funny Conversation Between A Man And His Daughter. The Girl said: Dad, I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am here in Nigeria and he lives in London. We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, he proposed to me on skype, and now we’ve had 2 months of relationship through Viber. I need your blessings and good wishes, daddy. Her Dad replied: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. Buy your kids on e-bay, receive them through gmail. And if you are fed up with your husband sell him on OLX 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 10:29pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along, delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor? Scroll down for the answer. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. 2 Likes |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 8:10pm On Feb 29, 2016 |
#1. Ugly girls will tag 95 people in a pic and still get 2 likes, Probably from her family members. #2. When a group of girls wanna take a pic,they hand over the camera to her..if you're that girl, then you're ugly. #3. If no guy has ever paid your transport fare in a public bus,then you have to do something about your looks.. #4. Whenever there is drama rehearsals in your church, they always select you to play the role of a witch, vampire or demon. #5. Most girls with sweet names on fb like "mo" cute","pink Berry","Sexy Diva Queen","Nicky" are usually very ugly #6. Ugly girls won't even like this post cause they are angry with me right now for exposing them. 4 Likes |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 8:11pm On Feb 29, 2016 |
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift- wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 8:13pm On Feb 29, 2016 |
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits the pain between the mother and father. They agree to it and are led into a room where they get hooked up to the machine. The doctor starts it off at 20% split towards the father. The wife says, "Oh, that's actually better." The husband says he can't feel anything. Then the doctor turns it to 50% and the wife says that it doesn't hurt nearly as much. The husband says he sill can't feel anything. The Doctor, now encouraged, turns it up to 100%. The husband still can't feel anything, and the wife is really happy, because there is now no pain for her. The baby is born. The couple go home and find the postman groaning in pain on the doorstep. 2 Likes |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 8:17pm On Feb 29, 2016 |
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 6:35am On Mar 04, 2016 |
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last
Christmas and it's still printing. 2 Likes |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 6:44am On Mar 04, 2016 |
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder
broke into her house, she ran downstairs,
dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't
find the "CALL" button. 1 Like |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 6:48am On Mar 04, 2016 |
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home
15 minutes before she does. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by iPINKER(f): 6:48am On Mar 04, 2016 |
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home
15 minutes before she does. |
Re: Collection of Awkward Moment, yo momma & fool Jokes Updated By (www.ipink.ga) by ejamahrandy: 5:31pm On Mar 04, 2016 |
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iPINKER:this |
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