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Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by osaslord500(m): 5:24pm On Feb 28, 2016
seankafor:
I wrote my exam on 27th Feb. so this morning I saw an alert from Jamb telling me that my score is 161.
meanwhile I am sure what I wrote that dat shii can not be my score.
now to the whole truth.. teachers of the subjects I sat for were the ones who helped and answered all of the questions.. I also croschecked the ones I knew especially biology, and it was all the correct answers.
now only for Jamb to send me161.. I have gone online to check it but it seems that their portal isn't yet opened..
so who has had this experience before.. and can this be a sort of mistakes or what?
(


MODIFIED.... ITS OFFICIAL. 161..

THATS MY FATE AND I ACCEPT IT.. .. I TRIED.. EVERY BODY TRIED.. BUT NATURE SAYS OTHERWISE....

..LIFE GOES ON.

TO THOSE CRITICIZING.. ITS GOOD BUT IT WILL BE BETTER TO CATCH A GLIMPSE, REASON OUTSIDE THE BOX BEFORE U CRITICIZE... LIFE CHANGES, WHO KNOWS IT MIGHT BE U TOMORROW.?


Na true say no calculator for jamb?
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by Asiri1991: 5:29pm On Feb 28, 2016
Osun teacher.











End time teachers.
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by Fourwinds: 5:32pm On Feb 28, 2016
Otodo student met Otodo teschers
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by Jaycool18(m): 5:34pm On Feb 28, 2016
rheether:
Haba!! The score can't be yours. It belong to the teachers of the subjects..
lmao... Damn girl that's cold
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by gboyous(m): 5:48pm On Feb 28, 2016
End Time Jamb Result!
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by Asiri1991: 5:58pm On Feb 28, 2016
Why did you write JAMB with Osun teachers?
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by Thelmerh(f): 6:11pm On Feb 28, 2016
rheether:
Haba!! The score can't be yours. It belong to the teachers of the subjects..
I can't stop laughing.

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Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by femynho(m): 6:22pm On Feb 28, 2016
wen jamb jam u

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Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by SimplyWale(m): 6:45pm On Feb 28, 2016
rheether:
Haba!! The score can't be yours. It belong to the teachers of the subjects..
Indeed, it does! Karma never fails.
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by PrettyGaby(f): 6:50pm On Feb 28, 2016
seankafor:
I wrote my exam on 27th Feb. so this morning I saw an alert from Jamb telling me that my score is 161.
meanwhile I am sure what I wrote that dat shii can not be my score.
now to the whole truth.. teachers of the subjects I sat for were the ones who helped and answered all of the questions.. I also croschecked the ones I knew especially biology, and it was all the correct answers.
now only for Jamb to send me161.. I have gone online to check it but it seems that their portal isn't yet opened..
so who has had this experience before.. and can this be a sort of mistakes or what?
(


MODIFIED.... ITS OFFICIAL. 161..

THATS MY FATE AND I ACCEPT IT.. .. I TRIED.. EVERY BODY TRIED.. BUT NATURE SAYS OTHERWISE....

..LIFE GOES ON.

TO THOSE CRITICIZING.. ITS GOOD BUT IT WILL BE BETTER TO CATCH A GLIMPSE, REASON OUTSIDE THE BOX BEFORE U CRITICIZE... LIFE CHANGES, WHO KNOWS IT MIGHT BE U TOMORROW.?
Karma is a b***h
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by PrettyGaby(f): 6:54pm On Feb 28, 2016
seankafor:
if u are in Rome act like Roman's.. Nigeria is a country where the most fit survives... I cheating doesn't mean I don't know half if not all of it.. just doing what I have to..

u thanking god I made 161?..

well next 20 years to come.. I will edit this my post.. hope u wouldn't deactivate ur account by then.
Guy, chill. If you truly know half if not all of it, then write the exam yourself. It's not that big a deal.

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Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by eyinjuege: 7:05pm On Feb 28, 2016
Caracta:
Nigerian education has gone to the dogs.

I fear for my children.

Just imagine the shameless confession to a crime. Yet we claim the nation is backward. See the leaders of tomorrow. Blind, dumb, mor0nic [/b]weasel[b].

Apt

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Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by Nobody: 7:09pm On Feb 28, 2016
You tried nada. Lazy ass.
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by AfroKnight: 7:11pm On Feb 28, 2016
You and your 4 teachers joined forces to score 161? Chai! Nna, go and collect ya money back. cheesy cheesy

Exam malpractice helps no one. You will one day defend that result alone. For some, it might be at a job interview. For others, it might be during job appraisal. If you cheat your way through, be prepared to defend your acquired result. Don't let someone ask you: "how did you graduate with this result?"

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Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by Damfostopper(m): 7:34pm On Feb 28, 2016
Well sorry op.... I also knew wat I wrote years back... I was given 200 n later we wey informed to check back n I saw 250 in Pume...wen I was expecting 300plus n dats how I was denied admission to study medicine and surgery in uniuyo.... Tank God I don pass jamb level n hurdle..... Jamb delaying people's destiny since Inception..... Jamb n pume na SCAM
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by Vetsolo(m): 7:43pm On Feb 28, 2016
seankafor:
I wrote my exam on 27th Feb. so this morning I saw an alert from Jamb telling me that my score is 161.
meanwhile I am sure what I wrote that dat shii can not be my score.
now to the whole truth.. teachers of the subjects I sat for were the ones who helped and answered all of the questions.. I also croschecked the ones I knew especially biology, and it was all the correct answers.
now only for Jamb to send me161.. I have gone online to check it but it seems that their portal isn't yet opened..
so who has had this experience before.. and can this be a sort of mistakes or what?
(


MODIFIED.... ITS OFFICIAL. 161..

THATS MY FATE AND I ACCEPT IT.. .. I TRIED.. EVERY BODY TRIED.. BUT NATURE SAYS OTHERWISE....

..LIFE GOES ON.

TO THOSE CRITICIZING.. ITS GOOD BUT IT WILL BE BETTER TO CATCH A GLIMPSE, REASON OUTSIDE THE BOX BEFORE U CRITICIZE... LIFE CHANGES, WHO KNOWS IT MIGHT BE U TOMORROW.?


thief no dey complain anytn u get jst take am afta all na tif u b

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Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by nisot23(f): 7:45pm On Feb 28, 2016
Honestly it serves you right. Next year, read your books and write your exam by yourself, then and then will you pass. Until you learn to depend on your effort and God's grace to crown it , you have no business writing exams. The fact that everyone you know got into school like this doesn't make it right or mean you also have to. Ask for mercy o and go and learn to be independent.

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Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by donhils: 7:49pm On Feb 28, 2016
So becos your teachers helped you write jamb means you should score 400? First of all who are your teachers, what do they know? By the way, how did they write all the exams for you and how you cross checked them? Thought it's supposed to be CBT?

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Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by HappyAdams: 7:53pm On Feb 28, 2016
If I were JAMB I would pencil down ur name so that u cant write any exam again. 161 `was too good 4 u self

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Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by Jazzygrafix(m): 8:13pm On Feb 28, 2016
My brother I thought i was the only one in this kb mess. I think Jamb has to recheck their servers and database for errors. How can I leave home by 6am yesterday only to start coming back by 10:30pm. And then the funny scores?
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by Nobody: 8:29pm On Feb 28, 2016
rheether:
Haba!! The score can't be yours. It belong to the teachers of the subjects..

Hahaha I love your sense of humor
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by Nobody: 8:57pm On Feb 28, 2016
jonesky080:
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How will these ones that cheat in Jamb n get 161 cope with IGMB truly without cheating again.
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by Nobody: 9:11pm On Feb 28, 2016
Asiri1991:
Why did you write JAMB with Osun teachers?

Nah unfair. Why did he write jamb with Aregbesola's brain?
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by modelsms(m): 9:22pm On Feb 28, 2016
lozanni:


Those teachers who helped you were the types who carried first from behind during their student days, lolz.
Seriously, you lose a mark plus another mark , as penalty, for every wrong answer you give in the Jamb exams. However, for any question you leave unanswered, maybe you dont have the answer, you are given one-quarter of the mark as bonus.
The above scenerio holds true for all objective exams in order to discourage guess work.
Your papers were marked by computer readers and must have given an objective assessment of your performance.
Better luck next time.


I am afraid, but you know nothing about what you are saying.

No marks are deducted for incorrect answers. Neither is any awarded for leaving some questions unanswered.
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by icybeth(m): 9:33pm On Feb 28, 2016
You and your teacher na olodo
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by femxy1993(m): 9:49pm On Feb 28, 2016
DMeanMan:
Someone whispered how.
Clue 1: you scored 161 Clue 2: NL has your location Clue 3: I know your email address Clue 4: You moniker is Seankafor
You are totally going to jail!
Guy! Forget that thing, where is the coroborating evidence ?
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by Asiri1991: 10:13pm On Feb 28, 2016
Op don't worry. Everything is turning around for your good. Next year JAMB will give you T-shirt as a regular customer. Do you prefer JAMB's customized wallet? Trust me, the bonus is for trusted customers like you, Cheers!
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by otokx(m): 10:22pm On Feb 28, 2016
We are in the season of JAMB, many stories abound.
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by H2Ossss(m): 10:41pm On Feb 28, 2016
not supporting the OP, but do you know how many times he has written jamb? maybe he saw cheating as his only option (which is wrong), but whom amongst you have never cheated? even in the slightest way? ask for an answer or even give answers.... most jobs are then gotten through connection which displaces people smarter and more qualified than you are... thats also cheating... before bashing the OP... look at yourselves and he who is blameless should cast the next stone....
NB...
Posting it on Nairaland is the dumbest thing i've seen all year...
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by nixyfresh: 10:52pm On Feb 28, 2016
Bro that's ur result,no two ways about it,hope u didn't pay those fake teachers?
Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by olowookerekemi(f): 11:04pm On Feb 28, 2016
seankafor:
I wrote my exam on 27th Feb. so this morning I saw an alert from Jamb telling me that my score is 161.
meanwhile I am sure what I wrote that dat shii can not be my score.
now to the whole truth.. teachers of the subjects I sat for were the ones who helped and answered all of the questions.. I also croschecked the ones I knew especially biology, and it was all the correct answers.
now only for Jamb to send me161.. I have gone online to check it but it seems that their portal isn't yet opened..
so who has had this experience before.. and can this be a sort of mistakes or what?
(


MODIFIED.... ITS OFFICIAL. 161..

THATS MY FATE AND I ACCEPT IT.. .. I TRIED.. EVERY BODY TRIED.. BUT NATURE SAYS OTHERWISE....

..LIFE GOES ON.

TO THOSE CRITICIZING.. ITS GOOD BUT IT WILL BE BETTER TO CATCH A GLIMPSE, REASON OUTSIDE THE BOX BEFORE U CRITICIZE... LIFE CHANGES, WHO KNOWS IT MIGHT BE U TOMORROW.?
y wont u gt 161 wen u cant even spell cross checked

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