1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even
after death, they still work as ancestors,
collecting kolanuts,white fowl and aromatic
Schnapp.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's
pulse to know whether they're
dead or alive. In Nollywood, just
pick the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't
Cook, Bros Your Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check
the ones with guys. That's where the
truth is.
5. No matter how expensive your
Wrist watch is,
as long as it won't tell you Christ's
Second coming, its as Useless as the "p"in
Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100
weddings and you are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different
from a canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be
OK, Help comes from Above not Abroad.
9.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on
your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever
cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to
beat fast
10 . A cockroach is afraid of a rat,
a rat is afraid of a cat,
cat is afraid of a dog,
a dog is afraid of a man,
a man is afraid of his girlfriend
a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach.
11. If At 16, your boobs already
looking like DUNLOP SLIPPERS?
You got a question to answer.
12. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago
BBM - 5Mins ago
Twitter- 2Mins ago
BIBLE - 2002.
My dear, the Devil has soaked your
cane in kerosene
13. Girls won't call for a long time But
when u call they will ask "this one u
remembered me today"
they don't remember person?
14. BBM and Whatsapp have been
rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for
chats and gossip. but Women still
retain the 1st position.
15. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff ever made. So think dip,
choose your prison mate carefully &
sentence urself wisely to avoid Prison break
16.To those who commit suicide;
why are you so selfish? Why kill
yourself when so many people are
looking for who to use for money rituals.
17. As a matter of fact, there's no
female angel in the Bible. If any guy
calls you an angel, na wash.........

lol

very funny collections

6 and 17 tho