Fellow Nairalanders, there's a plague we've had to deal with coupled with the harsh crippling socio-economic, religious and even climatic hell we now experience. It's the menace of Zombies as it's d only name befitting such condition and it's being spread by d symbiote HayPeeCee propagandist virus. Some of d signs exhibited by sufferer especially on social media and nairaland especially includes..

-Their motto and most significant aspect of the sign is "Blame GEJ" and if he hasn't been connected to the case, blame his Administration and if it's still not connected, blame d umbrella .
- If it's good for the goose under an umbrella it's probably not dat good for the gander with a broom as d spellings are different, in otherwords their hypocrisy level is heightened.
- If your opinion on politics differs from theirs or u complain about the bad state of the nation, then u are either a wailer or an Ipob/ipod youth.
-Inability to reason on their own and as such don't expect anyone else to reason especially if it's not in line with theirs.
-Everything PMB does is a masterstroke, even wen he does nothing.
-They have to continually feed on lies and allegations generated by the virus and as such are always in a heightened state of mumucrity which also causes hallucinations.
- They somehow believe d state of things could have been worse if GEJ had continued..
-Their favourite words are "blame", "GEJ", "clueless", "DasukiGate", "Yams" "Yam-Eaters", "PMB", "Body-Language", "EFCC" "Kwaruption",
-Their favourite villains are Allison, Dasuki, Metuh, Kanu, Fayose and most importantly and top of the food chain Jona or GEJ.
- Their heroes include D lion of Ubima, Nasir, the Emir, Osho baba and any other umbrella wielding politician and most importantly and at the top of the food chain PMB.
-They are always attracted to and very active most especially in threads on EFCC allegations, PMB travels, APC blames on the state of things, PDP chieftain arrest
- They somehow believe every EFCC indicted person (mostly under the umbrella) should b sent directly to jail without trial or evidence as every allegation by the EFCC no matter how ludicrous it sounds is true.
- They don't mind dat allegations churn up daily but trial is not forthcoming so long as it feeds their appetite.
- You'll need Lantern and torchlight to see dem in threads on 2016 padded Budget, falling naira, recent fuel scarcity, rising electricity bill amidst falling supply, extravagant lifestyle of Dino the Menace.
- They find a way to connect GEJ to everything wrong with the nation.
- They resort to insults wen confronted because like I said earlier, dey can't reason on their own.
- Their only definition of past administrations is the last administration.
-They'll most definitely create a counter thread.

If I get a ban for dis then there are probably zombies in high places at work. But if not please add urs because U must have come across dem.

N.B: THIS IS SIMPLY A PARODY BUT SHOULD B TAKEN SERIOUSLY WITH A PINCH OF SALT. IF E PAIN U THEN I'M SORRY U HAVE BEEN ZOMBIFIED...