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You Monkey! by D1KeleVra(m): 10:25pm On Jul 14, 2009
THE AIR HAS BEING SO TENSED OF LATE BECAUSE OF

THE DEATH AF A GREAT MAN, MJ.

HE SURE WILL BE MISSED.

LETS LIGHTEN THE MOOD SHALL WE .



READ ABOUT THE SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE,







Six Truths of Life:


1.       You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue. tongue



































2.       All Monkeys, after reading the first truth (above) will try it! kiss


































3.       And discover that the first truth is a lie! grin



































4.       You’re smiling now because you’re a Monkey!



































5.       You will soon forward this to another Monkey!!

































6.       There’s still a stupid smile on your face!!! cheesy


I received this as a mail and thot i'd share it with the monkeys of NL. . . Sorry about this cos I’m a Monkey too and I needed company!!!! sad sad sad sad sad sad
Re: You Monkey! by tytylayor: 6:37am On Jul 15, 2009
tnk God i'm not a monkey, coz i never tried it and i never laff to d joke tongue tongue
Re: You Monkey! by blissieng(f): 9:56am On Jul 15, 2009
same here.

unless u forgot to include that if u shake ur head and have a frown on ur face during the read. If you did then you'd be spot on!
Re: You Monkey! by Ben13: 10:03am On Jul 15, 2009
dickele that was tight grin

monkeys above and below me.
Re: You Monkey! by biola44: 10:26am On Jul 15, 2009
cos u r a more experienced monkey!lol cheesy
Re: You Monkey! by clemcykul(f): 12:05pm On Jul 15, 2009
Once a monkey always an idiot
Re: You Monkey! by sylve11: 12:14pm On Jul 15, 2009
Simple! cool
Re: You Monkey! by clemcykul(f): 12:15pm On Jul 15, 2009
grins
Re: You Monkey! by Jeovy(m): 12:17pm On Jul 15, 2009
monkey poster
Re: You Monkey! by alimat2(f): 12:23pm On Jul 15, 2009
Monkeyses in the house. chop Banana oooooooooooooh
Re: You Monkey! by clemcykul(f): 12:25pm On Jul 15, 2009
abeg remove ur dada head make i see road
Re: You Monkey! by alimat2(f): 12:41pm On Jul 15, 2009
why u no put ur google cool ?naa me say make u come outside for afternoon, u albino
Re: You Monkey! by sylve11: 1:05pm On Jul 15, 2009
na wao cool
Re: You Monkey! by clemcykul(f): 2:05pm On Jul 15, 2009
@alimat
lol me albino i no fit shout
Re: You Monkey! by alimat2(f): 2:19pm On Jul 15, 2009
Then u scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: You Monkey! by romsky: 2:25pm On Jul 15, 2009
alimotu its now so glaring u be ghetto confirmed
Re: You Monkey! by alimat2(f): 2:28pm On Jul 15, 2009
we live together in the gaatto dear
Re: You Monkey! by Ben13: 2:29pm On Jul 15, 2009
in a half room apartment
Re: You Monkey! by alimat2(f): 2:34pm On Jul 15, 2009
and u our neigbor
Re: You Monkey! by Ben13: 2:38pm On Jul 15, 2009
that was years back wen Obama's books were not best-seller
Re: You Monkey! by sweetliet: 2:54pm On Jul 15, 2009
alimoto wont u leave my romi alone
Re: You Monkey! by alimat2(f): 2:57pm On Jul 15, 2009
sooorwee juli
aba oko ku grin
Re: You Monkey! by Ben13: 3:01pm On Jul 15, 2009
see them
Re: You Monkey! by alimat2(f): 3:18pm On Jul 15, 2009
see them!see them!! them dey come back again
Re: You Monkey! by D1KeleVra(m): 4:01pm On Jul 15, 2009
clemcykul:

Once a monkey always an idiot

hehe. . . you shey?

Ben20001:

dickele that was tight grin

monkeys above and below me.

but na u pass them. . . u still dey try do am.
Re: You Monkey! by Ben13: 4:03pm On Jul 15, 2009
here comes the original monkey
Re: You Monkey! by alimat2(f): 4:05pm On Jul 15, 2009
maybe he is hungry,pls giv am banana
Re: You Monkey! by sweetliet: 4:05pm On Jul 15, 2009
mumu musician
Re: You Monkey! by Ben13: 4:07pm On Jul 15, 2009
you don dey see spirit bah?
Re: You Monkey! by D1KeleVra(m): 4:09pm On Jul 15, 2009
lol i'm not a spirit Ben. . . i'm here in my real form smiley
Re: You Monkey! by chibaby5(f): 4:12pm On Jul 15, 2009
LMAO. . . .*singing* lierz lierz, pants on fire. . . confess n ye shall b free indeed. u all r monkeys jor! except me naa grin tongue
Re: You Monkey! by alimat2(f): 4:14pm On Jul 15, 2009
D1KeleVra:

lol i'm not a spirit Ben. . . i'm here in my real form smiley



with ur mask on

chi-baby:

LMAO. . . .*singing* lierz lierz, pants on fire. . . confess n ye shall b free indeed. u all r monkeys jor! except me naa grin tongue

see the musician,kip it up u will be the next king of pop

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