If you’ve never entered a busin Nigeria, I kinda envy and pity you at the same time. It’s definitely an experience (not a particularly great one, but an experience nonetheless).Anyway, here are just some of the things you are sure to recognize if you’re a regular like me:

1. When you’re waiting at the bus-stop, trying not to make eye contact with anyone.

2. When you try to get on a moving bus.

3. When you hear “enter withyour change” but you only have N1000.

4. When you finally get on and the smell hits you.
Always that one person that smells like fish.

5. When a stranger gets too close.Girl, you better…

6. When you notice too late that they’ve passed your busstop.Wait… What?

7. When someone gets up and starts preaching.Not now, please.

8. When someone starts advertising an all-purpose drug for just N200.Really? It’s an eye-drop and a cure for HIV? That’s cool.

9. When someone starts eating beside you.What is wrong with you?

10. When someone tries to chat you up.Nope. Nah. Just don’t.

11. When you’ve paid the conductor, and he says he can’t remember.Not today, Satan. Not today

12. When someone lies aboutwhere they are.A meeting, huh?

13. When the driver takes a different route to avoid traffic, but still gets stuck.Who sent you?

14. When you haven’t gotten your change and your stop isnext.How is it doing this one?

15. When the conductor joins your change with a stranger and the driver speeds off.Ugh! Now what?
What are your most memorable public transport experiences? Please sound off with your comments below

Coming from the office in suit, you enters the bus with no money and you try to form to the conductor like"i no get change collect finish"...and he says "bring the money, I get change even if na 1k"

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