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Smart Examiner by damton(m): 1:45pm On Mar 02, 2016
Three University student didn't write an exam because they did not study.
So they came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease then went to see the Dean.

"Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to then exam. We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down thus we became so dirty as you can see."

The Dean understood and gave them three days to prepare. After three days they went to the Dean very ready for the exam because they had studied. The Dean put them in there separate classes. There were only four questions in the exam paper:
1. Who and who got married? (25 mks)
2.Where was the reception held? (25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25mks)
4. What type of car broke down? (25mks)

Note: Your answers must be the same. Good luck!
Re: Smart Examiner by Commodots: 8:07pm On May 03, 2020
Ha ha, definite all failed

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