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Top 8 Funny And Embarrassing Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by leksy07(m): 4:36pm On Mar 02, 2016
No matter how bad the economy may be crumbling, Nigerians still find humor in everything.

I hope this soothes your sunny day and brings some laughter to your face. Here are my top 8 hilarious but embarrassing quotes from 2010-2015.

1. Labaran Maku – 2010

“We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.”

2. Olusegun Obasanjo – 2010

“With all due respect, If Jesus Christ will come to this world to become INEC Charmian, any election He conducts will be disputed.”


3. Jonathan Goodluck – May 2014

“Over 70% of what they call corruption in Nigeria is mere common theft.”


4. Jonah Jang – May 2013

“God is a democrat. He does not support rigging. But if you rig and succeed, that means God supports it.”


5. Patience Jonathan – November 2011

“Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood still lives on.”


6. Adams Oshiomole – December 2013

“Go and Die.”


7. Patience Jonathan – May 2011

“My fellow widows.”


8. Rotimi Ameachi – September 2015.

“I will not die, I drank bottled water. You did not drink bottled water.”


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Re: Top 8 Funny And Embarrassing Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by Lekan111(m): 4:57pm On Mar 02, 2016
“Over 70% of what they call corruption in Nigeria is mere common theft.”
if true then its the funniest what is the difference

'Go and die'
our politicians when looking for vote they will be humble enough to buy #10 popcorn but let them enter office you will hear Go and die voters
am sure a political party will promise all undergraduate iphone6 come 2019 general election. Funny Nation

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