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Sharp Man! [pg] by damhadji(m): 3:14pm On Jul 15, 2009
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,

but she belonged to someone else,

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to

her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me

screw you. But the girl said NO.


Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on

the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the

time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have

to consult her boyfriend, So she called her

boyfriend and told him the story.


Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the

money very fast, he won't even be able to get his

pants down."


goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his

girlfriend to call.

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and

asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by Ben13: 3:17pm On Jul 15, 2009
Lol. .nice one cheesy
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by romsky: 3:21pm On Jul 15, 2009
na wa o
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by damhadji(m): 3:40pm On Jul 15, 2009
romade:

na wa o

wot do u mean
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by tytylayor: 3:59pm On Jul 15, 2009
rebranded
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by alimat2(f): 4:00pm On Jul 15, 2009
Recycle
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by Jeovy(m): 4:02pm On Jul 15, 2009
thanks for waking up my memory
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by alimat2(f): 4:08pm On Jul 15, 2009
its high time u determine ur success
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by Jeovy(m): 4:11pm On Jul 15, 2009
zamfara babe
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by alimat2(f): 5:25pm On Jul 15, 2009
am close 2 ur bedroom door
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by donsponky(m): 5:51pm On Jul 15, 2009
am already in your bed room
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by Recoverd(f): 5:29pm On Jul 16, 2009
Hahahaha, Nice 1
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by dani1luv: 5:37pm On Jul 16, 2009
yEAH
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by lordmassac(m): 10:02am On Jul 17, 2009
corret guy grin grin grin grin
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by Ben13: 10:05am On Jul 17, 2009
Bad pikin
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by Jeovy(m): 10:07am On Jul 17, 2009
alimat 2:

am close 2 ur bedroom door

ben, see setup
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by blissieng(f): 1:09pm On Jul 17, 2009
stale!
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by clemcykul(f): 1:58pm On Jul 17, 2009
who cares?
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by Emperoh(m): 2:00pm On Jul 17, 2009
Naija no dey carry last
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by Arcani: 8:17pm On Jul 17, 2009
kiss me kiss me kiss me baby tongue
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by clemcykul(f): 10:41am On Jul 18, 2009
Hot thing
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by sylve11: 11:14am On Jul 18, 2009
@twinny,
must u say all u knw? cool
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by tytylayor: 8:28am On Jul 20, 2009
as the asst. chief tatafo, she must
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by mykali(m): 8:48am On Jul 20, 2009
jokes my great grand pa told me sad
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by Jeovy(m): 8:52am On Jul 20, 2009
u must very young then wink
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by mykali(m): 9:11am On Jul 20, 2009
my G.G.Pa died in 1950
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by Jeovy(m): 9:12am On Jul 20, 2009
dats makes you shocked
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by sylve11: 9:31am On Jul 20, 2009
Mykolo na old man be that cool
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by clemcykul(f): 9:55am On Jul 20, 2009
lies
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by lordmassac(m): 3:28pm On Jul 23, 2009
u sure sey all ya teeth never fall comot? arugbo cheesy cheesy
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by sweetliet: 3:32pm On Jul 23, 2009
@joke
nice one.

and the guy must be romi
Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by lordmassac(m): 3:46pm On Jul 23, 2009
and the guy must be romi
ya rite grin grin

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