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Mama - I Cant Die Yet by blacksta(m): 9:00am On Sep 15, 2011
A baby boy was born yesterday at St Ann's hospital laughing instead of crying.
The more the midwives beat him the more he laughs like crazy.
Suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hand.
So the doctor pulled the baby's tiny hands apart and discovers he was holding onto 3 abortion pills.
The baby looked at his mother & said "NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER!
Re: Mama - I Cant Die Yet by Funkymallam(m): 7:42pm On Sep 15, 2011
Badt boi
Re: Mama - I Cant Die Yet by blacksta(m): 3:16pm On Sep 16, 2011
Funkymallam:

Badt boi
wetin be this
Re: Mama - I Cant Die Yet by Ben13: 3:54pm On Sep 16, 2011
lol cool. . . grin
Re: Mama - I Cant Die Yet by lysaa(f): 12:18am On Sep 18, 2011
Dem nor run?
Re: Mama - I Cant Die Yet by StudioCFR(m): 1:29am On Sep 18, 2011
where is the joke?
Re: Mama - I Cant Die Yet by jackpot(f): 6:21am On Sep 18, 2011
I almost laughed sha. Almost tongue tongue tongue
Re: Mama - I Cant Die Yet by Dyt(f): 10:20pm On Sep 18, 2011
Chucklin. . . . .
Re: Mama - I Cant Die Yet by EfemenaXY: 10:31pm On Sep 18, 2011
^^ Lady D!

person nor dey see your breaklights these days o!

how body?? cheesy wink
Re: Mama - I Cant Die Yet by ARareGem(f): 10:54pm On Sep 18, 2011
You go fear fear.
Re: Mama - I Cant Die Yet by Dyt(f): 11:00pm On Sep 18, 2011
Madam Efe i dey o
d last tym i saw u online buzzed u n den u were gone again
shey u gd
ow s work n bfs?
Re: Mama - I Cant Die Yet by EfemenaXY: 11:10pm On Sep 18, 2011
my sister I dey o!

good to see you online smiley
Re: Mama - I Cant Die Yet by Dyt(f): 11:45pm On Sep 18, 2011
Yes o
checkin out if Studio s actually improved in his stale jokes
Re: Mama - I Cant Die Yet by bashydemy(m): 8:18am On Sep 19, 2011
Seen before but still nice joke
Re: Mama - I Cant Die Yet by dorisdayDN: 1:58pm On Sep 19, 2011
dis one funny, but my brother no gree laughoo. him say no nonsence.
abeg u don try. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked[color=#006600][/color]
Re: Mama - I Cant Die Yet by kemmeye: 3:36pm On Sep 19, 2011
hahahahahahahaha

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