If I hear say I no chop for wedding and I come siddon for my seat patiently. Na to meet MC whisper my complaint

Kk

olasmith10:
D party jollof rice na hn deh pain pass...

no be when you don spend 5k buy the party asoebi

Hahahahahaha..I so love these kind of stuff..may God almighty bless whoever brings out time to create this funny images just to make fellow humans laugh...Op just made my day..

The fuel own is really annoying..after waiting for ages to get to ma turn only for the manager to say that they have finish selling for the day I felt like taking my own life by holding my breath...

Yeeeeee

Number 7 happened to me last year December at skye bank. Was on the queue for more than 1 hour. The atm stopped working when it was my turn. Then I went to access bank. On getting there, there was a very long queue. When it almost got to my turn one baba started withdrawing. I thought I was the only one angry. All of a sudden I heard a voice behind me. And the man said, oga no withdraw the money finish na. Na so 1 baba finish money for skye bank atm now now.
Come see as everybody dey laugh. And we all started sharing our horrible experience at the skye atm.

That numba 11 funny die. CC telling u to join complaints queue to complain about long deposit queue.




*** wen at d end of queue for complain, their response will still b like. We ar very sorry for your inconveniences. Please join join the deposit queue again. It will soon b ur turn


From fry pan to fire

ShakurM:

AFTER YOU ALLOWED THIS FINE GIRL QUEUE IN FRONT OF YOU AND SHE BRINGS IN HER BOYFRIEND

YOU ARE A BAD MAN....

lifezone247:
no be when you don spend 5k buy the party asoebi

Am telling u..lol..
Funny enough, tooth pick will be at ur disposal

dem no dey enter queue. they JOIN queue ok. COPY DAT

saintvc:
I have Neva enta queue in my life

Dat ATM things Chai

Queue to enter cbt center sometimes ago for one hour and i was still on a spot.

I be like, "if people have been entering since non stop and this line isn't moving then ghost are at work"

Lmao

Lol. Chai!!! I laugh so tey people dey ask me wetin dey do me

You go even queue to fvck some gals in naija.

Am still laughing.........They better be imagined....

Lol. I can relate to most of these apart from the Buka queue.

That ATM own. Don't even go dre I noticed that most of them who spends 1hr in front of the ATM are either battling with print receipt(they will keep clicking yes despite the fact that they can see the machine saying they can't print receipt...they go just dy dre dy press yes till Jesus come) or they are slow readers and don't really understand what the machine is asking for. And instead of them to ask they will just stay dre hugging d machine just to withdraw 1k....and those that use to withdraw plenty money..especially atms in school I keep looking at them like "bros u don't av conscience ooo if u withdraw everything how will we student get money to eat"

All of these just made my day... back to work. Make some $$

After queuing up at a popular bank ATM gallery for like 30mins that was how I inserted my card in my mind I be like "thank God at last" the machine just jejely return my card and said out of service.....I wanted to die. Everyone behind me were just hissing. Come and see how people dispatched.. I did not know maybe I should cry or laff

healthyarena:
The national id card thingy! One year and still counting!!! chaiiii! Nigeria!

Did mine in 2013, still haven't gotten it yet

Glowstone:
If you’ve ever had to wait for anything in Nigeria, this one’s for you.







1. When you arrive at the filling station for fuel and the last person on the queue is at the next bus stop.








2. And when you ask, they say “I’ve been here for 10 hours.”

Are they sharing money in front?







3. Then after your own 6 hours, fuel finishes.
Is this some kind of joke or something and now u be like Oga pump attendant even nah 1litre





4. When you are at the ATM queuing for money and someone is taking too long.Abi u dey text your ancestors








5. And after 5 minutes they withdraw 1000 naira.

I’m judging you please.










6. SO the next person goes there and starts to withdraw all the money in the machine.

BaBa where your conscience?








7. You finally get to the front of the long line and it says “Temporarily unable to dispense cash.”

Are they following me from somewhere?









8. What about when you want to buy buka food, and you see the line like.

Is this heaven?








9. But you endure because the woman’s soup is impeccable.

The patient dog gets the best Jollof.









10. But you finally get to the front and they say dodo has finished.

What is this life?









11. What about Nigerian banks?

Customer care will tell you to join the complaints queue when you want to complain about the long deposit queue..








12. When you spend so long on the bank queues that you figure out the answers to Nigeria’s problems.

Will Nigeria become better if the queues move faster?









13. Or when you queue all day for National ID Card and then they tell you it’ll be ready in two years.

Are they bringing it from Heaven?








And finally,the one most of us hate to admit
14: You Are At a party waiting for your party rice(hu no like party jollof rice), then it gets to ur turn but the food finish just before you, then another one is shared from your left but wen its gets to ur turn same story, and d sharer be like "aww,dont worry i wu get something for you". But of course dats d end of the story
Then people ask you,hope you are having a nice time n u r like

But deep inside u r like







:http://partyjollof.com/14-photos-you-can-relate-to-if-youve-ever-had-to-queue-for-anything-in-nigeria/

Guy, are u for real! Wow! This really made my day... Very hilarious.

anywhere i find myself in queue and DODO finish the celebrant must fry new one...see talk o

Lmao! That national Id card own finish me

That dodo part got me

adegunwa4real:
Lmao..... da ATM part tho....so common with first bank user...and so...the other day, one greedy man just withdrew all d money in d ATM and join another Queue to continue his withdrawer! Coman see how people 1-2 swallow dd dude

no be him money he dey withdraw? Abeg free him

Or this...

Hahahahhah.... Really a cool way to put a smile on one's face in this harsh naija weather.... But my own crazy experience was with d MTN registration mega station in Arena at Oshodi... After em give me number 314 and when I patiently wait for my turn, only for em to say that it's a woman's face dat's appearing on my data.... I should go and swear an affidavit... # BLOOD OF ZACHARIAH... my face squeezed

This just made my day

lol. A Nigerian can survive anywhere.