It has been reported that Easter may not be celebrated this year due to sudden increase in silver-Dollar exchange.
Report says that Judas is refusing to betray Jesus dis year,he claims the 30 pieces of silver is too small due to current economic situation of increase.
He is said to be demanding 100% increment on the amount,and negotiation is reported to be ongoing between the Pharisees, Scribes and High-Priests,so as to ensure there is no break in Easter celebration,which has commenced some two thousand and six years ago.
You are advised to pray and not to conclude that Easter may not be celebrated this year,not to free your goats and chicken awaiting
crucifixion during the Easter season pending when Judas will receive alert from his bank.
Furthermore,Judas and his entire family duly apologize for the inconveniences caused.

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