I was going to my Lab this morning and I saw this lizard with a very funny tail.
What could be responsible for this?
Nairalanders, please explain.

To the OP.

I tell you, this Lizard probably escaped from somebody trying to cook it this morning. I am certain the Lizard was hanged upside down, by its tail and it somehow escaped, hence the bent tail.

I have my suspicion though.

Where are the T.I.V people of Benue here? and those from Akwa Ibom? make una come explain wetin do this Lizard.

I saw it as I was going to prepare our HERBAL TEA that cures all Erectile Dysfunction. Ranging from Weak Organ, Premature Expulsion, Watery Sperm, Low Sperm Count to Low Libido.
I am sure our scientists will have an explanation to this.
Waiting...

Science will tell you it's due to some kind of mutation or one of those anomalies of nature; but on the flip side,
Religion will tell you it's a sign of end times cos it's been written in the 'holy books' that in times like this, we will see strange things..

It's up to you decide which one gives you oorgasm...

End time lizard

Its called "ALI BABA" lizard , its funny, isn't it?

Well, its just a deformity on it. Are you just seeing that for the first time in your life?

Adeyeancah:
Its called "ALI BABA" lizard , its funny, isn't it?

Very funny and scary!

Your Lizard be like "Dollar Don rise"

Is it a biology lab?

Perhaps it's tail was crushed

this is irritating na


am eating

End time lizard

That lizard must have survived an accident maybe from its enemy or human and after healing that is what she looks like. Some people will go spiritual

Okay

Guy na APC Lizard.

Mehnnnn!.......... That lizard don escape death before but na her tale suffer am.

This is an APC lizard, he is on 40days praying and fasting for buhari.

mtchewww

okay buhari must hear about this

End time lizard.

Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand.

NO be me talk am oooo. Na Bible talk am.

seun what's the meaning of this, is this how u run Nairaland, partiality things abi? declaration for Muslim but no declaration for Christians.





about the topic, @ OP maybe u mistakenly pour chemical in it's body since its a lab

If you ask me, na who I go ask?

You work in a lab. You should know better
Well since you don't have a clue key me help you. Its very likely it's a product of snake/ snake lizard/lizard cross breeding.
Follow my clue and thank me later

It went for plastic surgery to reshape its tail because it wants to contest for Miss Nigeria Lizards Version (MNLV).

Oh! it's not strange.

This is caused by the deformation of the menumenial hormones of the centrifugal gland in its dioxiribonucleic gland.

It's the symptom for pneurmanomicropsilivocalnoconiosis. It happens when a reptile is encephalographically challenged, it can later survive that only if it passes through floccinaucilihilipilification.













NOBODY SHOULD ASK ME THE MEANING OF THOSE WORDS BECAUSE, I dont know as well.

Near your lab? What ve you been experimenting on? That might explain it. Lol

The tail funny mehn.
Lmao.

OP, what kind of camera did you use to snap that picture.
looking very dull.

OP must be broke. I don't do broke guys

Ngwanu!!!