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How To Know If Ur Mother Is A Nigerian by davidzfarm18(m): 11:53am On Mar 07, 2016 |
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A
NIGERIAN;
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she
says, “Drop it on my head."
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies
you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work,
just
to punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her
and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t
want you to change the
channel.
When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that
friend
come here to play with you?
9) When she asks you if the food she served you
is enough,
and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat me
na.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,
so you will not kill
me''.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you
borrowed her and
she tells you, "All the food you have been eating
in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my mom
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY |
Re: How To Know If Ur Mother Is A Nigerian by vicstar(m): 12:22pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
happy mother's day yo!! |
Re: How To Know If Ur Mother Is A Nigerian by edogho(m): 12:30pm On Apr 02, 2016 |
Mi likey.... op mote akamu to ur Just told my mum dat my first house belongs to her just dis morning and I'm see dis. makes me reminisce on those years when men were boys n she'll be like: Kelvin who remove one meat from the pot or that 50naira u took return it right now or u go hear weeeeeen. and I still love that woman die. Mother is one of the best treasures granted me at no cist o. I no even hustle to get one. I love my mum.. |
Re: How To Know If Ur Mother Is A Nigerian by edogho(m): 12:34pm On Apr 02, 2016 |
Mi likey.... op mote akamu to ur Just told my mum dat my first house belongs to her just dis morning and I'm seeing dis? makes me reminisce on those years when men were boys n she'll be like: Kelvin who remove one meat from the pot or that 50naira u took return it right now or u go hear weeeeeen. and I go really hear weeeeeen cos its either I've eaten d said meat or spent d money on unnecessary things but I still love that woman die. Mother is one of the best treasures granted me at no cost o. I no even hustle to get one. I love my mum.. |
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