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| The Smuggler by kikelomo(f): 4:22pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
THE SMUGGLER Joseph comes up to the Cotonou border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The Customs official stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Garri," answered Joseph. The Customs official says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike." The Customs official takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but garri. He detains Joseph overnight and has the garri analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure garri in the bags. The Customs official releases Joseph, puts the garri into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The Customs Official asks, "What have you got?" "garri," says Joseph. The Customs official does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but garri. He gives the garri back to Joseph, and Joseph cro! sses the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Joseph doesn't show up one day and the Customs official meets him in a beer palour in Cotonou. "Hey, my friend," says the Customs official, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" Joseph sips his beer and says, "Bicycles." |
| Re: The Smuggler by clemcykul(f): 9:58am On Apr 16, 2008 |
smart dude!  |
| Re: The Smuggler by tufe(m): 8:27pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
yeah, real smart |
| Re: The Smuggler by Naijagurly(f): 10:50pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
i don't get, is it illegal to smuggle bicycles over there? |
| Re: The Smuggler by mimiko(f): 3:14am On Apr 18, 2008 |
oh my goodness clem dont tell me that u have not read this joke a thousand times @naijagurly thye smuggler kept on diff bicycles without paying duty fees |
| Re: The Smuggler by gilgee(m): 11:35am On Apr 18, 2008 |
Smart dude joh. |
| Re: The Smuggler by jaymobb(m): 11:52am On Apr 18, 2008 |
uhmm |
| Re: The Smuggler by kingkams(m): 1:17pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
Thats a real description of an Intelligent person. |
| Re: The Smuggler by tufe(m): 3:40pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
naijagurl, i think u shud go sleep  |
| Re: The Smuggler by SamMilla1(m): 3:41pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
tufe: with who  |
| Re: The Smuggler by tufe(m): 3:46pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
who do you have in mind |
| Re: The Smuggler by SamMilla1(m): 3:47pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
he who wants to enlarge his family |
| Re: The Smuggler by tufe(m): 3:48pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
thankyou thankyou very much. you are far too kind |
| Re: The Smuggler by SamMilla1(m): 3:50pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
na that kind of favour you dey like |
| Re: The Smuggler by tufe(m): 3:55pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
you know the bible said that we shud go and multiply the world. i am only doing just that |
| Re: The Smuggler by SamMilla1(m): 3:58pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
by grabbing every thing in skirt and struggling to go back where you come from |
| Re: The Smuggler by tufe(m): 4:00pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
as long as i am fulfilling the bible, who are u to quetion me |
| Re: The Smuggler by SamMilla1(m): 4:02pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
i ma only preping u for bigger questions by the lucifer himself |
| Re: The Smuggler by tufe(m): 4:03pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
so you've met him b4  |
| Re: The Smuggler by ThugLife1(m): 10:44pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
lol |
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