A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm. At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Son, since you have done such a fine job here this summer, I am going to throw a party for you."

The college guy says, "Right on, thanks a lot man."

So the farmer says, "Well you better be able to handle a few beers because there will be lotsa drinkn' going on."
College guy: "Hey, I can drink just as much as anyone else so I should do just fine."

Farmer "There is also going to be a lot of fightn' so I hope you are ready."
College guy: "I have been working hard all summer and I think I am in pretty good shape."

Farmer says, "Well, did I mention that there will be lotsa sex?"
College guy: "Good. I have been out here all summer and I have been dying for some action. What should I wear to this party?"

Farmer says, "I don't care it's just going to be me and you."

hahhahaaa sweetie dats anoda funky funny joke love u dalyn guess what happened i have been sick this past few days no one on this nairaland bothered to check on me so i bliv am all alone even my dalyn iteun, miggie and mimiko, lancaster, alphie u all forgot about me buhuuuuuuuuuu (sneezes)
i wont come on ur burials i swear!

Sorry clem i would try sending you some drugs

FUNNY JOKE


CLEM I DID ASK OF U AND MIGGIE SAID U DONT COME ON LINE AT NIGHT SOOOOO
BUT PELE DONT DIE NOW OOOO CANT AFFORD A BEAUTIFUL BLACK DOLCE DRESS

@mimi
c'mon girl dont blame it on me, i told u dat a loooong tym ago.

goddamn it.

@clem

hope u are better now, if u aint, i canstill order for more bags of drip and a truck of drugs for u.

clemcykul:

hahhahaaa sweetie that is another funky funny joke love u dalyn guess what happened i have been sick this past few days no one on this nairaland bothered to check on me so i bliv am all alone even my dalyn iteun, miggie and mimiko, lancaster, alphie u all forgot about me buhuuuuuuuuuu (sneezes)
i wont come on your burials i swear!

U may not have d chance to attend their burial; u may have to die before them. Thus you will miss the burial.

GeeCee:

You may not have d chance to attend their burial; u may have to die before them. Thus you will miss the burial.

Is that my Clem ure talking bout

Clem dear nobody told me u were ill. Wen I asked of u they said u were fine bt I cud feel it in my bones. Anyway, ndo, pele ore mi, sori no sick again O.

(wid a pale face and shaky limbs) i thank u all for caring no i know i have a loving family in the internet i love u all but dat doesnt mean no wahala for everyone trust me
@geecee i'll be coming for urs this evening

Clem darl

didnt know u were sick. put u coulda flashed me wen it happened. Mig told me u dont come at night (wonder if u r a security guard), Mimi had no idea of ur whereabouts, Aiphie (i think she knew wat happened to you) did not inform me.

Hp ur now well. If there is any burial, let me know. As for GeeCee's own, i wont come cos they'll only serve garri there and the soup wld be made from lemon grass

Why is every1 blaming me?

no miggy. just trying to let the world know that u were helpful