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9 Reasons Why Your Post Never Made Front Page by shogotermies(m): 2:05pm On Mar 09, 2016
1. Because its not reasonable and thoughtful:
Never expect a POST with Indecency word e.g b!tch, dog, come, d!ck etc to make front page because it a violation in the 22rules of creating a post.

2. Because fake & false news never make front page:
I tried this early this year by posting a news I wasn't sure of how true it was,omo see yabbing. And posting false news can land u in jail.

3. Because you never think of new ideas:
its observed that most young Nigerians, have been living on someone's else idea,which doesn't make us develop new ideas for ourselves,which is technically why your post never made f.p because it looks like a stolen idea,Cus u never think out of the box.

4. Because you were never fast enough:
I still look to myself why this post is not on f.p, I then realise that before I would submit a post someone has done that already.

5. Because you kept on blaming Buhari and Jonathan for every mischief happening:
I would like you guys to know that if u keep insulting PMB & GEJ, u will never see F.P Cus SEUN can't afford to lose NAIRALAND, why ? Cus it cost, buhari no dine to block or stop any website from working. so use your head.

6. Because you are not posting celebrity news:
I observed that every news that has to do with celebs makes front page. I pray that my own news will be posted on nairaland celeb page for good.

7. Because Seun never notice you:
I still wonder with my sweet and good post, why is it not on f.p ? I then realise that within 5min on nairaland we have at least 2904 members & 6307 guest making a total of 9211+ people on nairaland. so mr seun needs to rest is brain, to keep this guys under on umbrella

8&9 just for fun, if u take it personal go hug transformer

8. Because witches in your villa, still follow enter nairaland.

9. Because none of my post never made front page, so don't expect your on f.p. but if it makes F.P use me as a prayer point for yourselves.

have a nice day guys,
love u all, G. guys not for u,stay away
Re: 9 Reasons Why Your Post Never Made Front Page by Monalisa185(f): 2:07pm On Mar 09, 2016
KOLO....CRITICAL

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Re: 9 Reasons Why Your Post Never Made Front Page by shogotermies(m): 2:10pm On Mar 09, 2016
Monalisa185:
KOLO....CRITICAL
u be my FTC, don't worry I will buy u bobo and gala
Re: 9 Reasons Why Your Post Never Made Front Page by shogotermies(m): 2:12pm On Mar 09, 2016
Monalisa185:
KOLO....CRITICAL
am gonna follow u
Re: 9 Reasons Why Your Post Never Made Front Page by darkenkach(m): 2:13pm On Mar 09, 2016
Because you never mentioned Olajumoke or Snake.

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Re: 9 Reasons Why Your Post Never Made Front Page by Emmatdayo(m): 2:13pm On Mar 09, 2016
THEM THEY PAY PERSON MONEY IF TOPIC MAKE FRONT PAGE? undecided
SHIOR
Re: 9 Reasons Why Your Post Never Made Front Page by flokii: 2:13pm On Mar 09, 2016
@OP we wey no come get any post to hit front page nko?

you want us to feel bad shey
Re: 9 Reasons Why Your Post Never Made Front Page by shogotermies(m): 2:15pm On Mar 09, 2016
flokii:
@OP we wey no come get any post to hit front page nko?

you want us to feel bad shey

not at all but my number 3 says it all
think of news ideas
Re: 9 Reasons Why Your Post Never Made Front Page by divinehand2003(m): 2:19pm On Mar 09, 2016
Because front PAGE don turn Gold medal abi? Leave matter for Matthias joor.
Re: 9 Reasons Why Your Post Never Made Front Page by slevin1(m): 2:19pm On Mar 09, 2016
Just as yours lacks same qualities mentioned above and won't make the front page.

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Re: 9 Reasons Why Your Post Never Made Front Page by flokii: 2:19pm On Mar 09, 2016
shogotermies:


not at all but my number 3 says it all
think of news ideas

Ok!

congrats on another front page thread of yours

buh d points no complete o...

add lalasticla.. o ti ye e cheesy
Re: 9 Reasons Why Your Post Never Made Front Page by shogotermies(m): 2:24pm On Mar 09, 2016
flokii:

Ok!
congrats on another front page thread of yours
buh d points no complete o...
add lalasticla.. o ti ye e cheesy
lalasticla!!! move this things ooo jare
Re: 9 Reasons Why Your Post Never Made Front Page by Kondomatic(m): 2:25pm On Mar 09, 2016
darkenkach:
Because you never mentioned Olajumoke or Snake.
plus including Tonto Dike aka Lalasticlala's crush, Iniedo, and Seun's celebrity crush, Linda Ikeji
Re: 9 Reasons Why Your Post Never Made Front Page by Nobody: 2:28pm On Mar 09, 2016
Why Some ppol wanted to be on the front page anyway as if it's a big deal?
undecided

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Re: 9 Reasons Why Your Post Never Made Front Page by shogotermies(m): 2:35pm On Mar 09, 2016
KashyBaby:
Why Some ppol wanted to be on the front page anyway as if it's a big deal?
undecided

:-) Front page shows acknowledgement of someone's post, it shows that someone truly reference you,it just Like winning an award,which shows how worthy u are
Re: 9 Reasons Why Your Post Never Made Front Page by ify2nyce(f): 2:56pm On Mar 09, 2016
whats the big deal in making front page undecided

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