Let me state without further ado, that, I am vigorously basking
in the euphoria that is encapsulated in this matriculation day, I
vehemently and vividly aspire that you profusely cachinnate
during this matric period such that every element of
quagmire, conundrum, obloquy, opprobrium, vituperation,
tirade and calumny are overtly exterminated, extirpated and
transmogrified into a Xanadu.
Without sudating nor sudoring, let me say prestissimo ( that's as quick as possible) that this
Day of joy may forcibly deliver it's gargantuan blessings to you as
it is evinced to my cerebrum.
Furthermore, I pray for a cornucopia of God's blessings upon
you.
Henceforth people will not make a parody of you but shall be
flabberwhelmed at the incessant splendor of your life.
In my subtle manner, I wish you HAPPY MATRICULATION to all fresher's.........