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Easter May Be Postponed This Year!! by Nobody: 9:57pm On Mar 13, 2016

Easter May Be Postponed, as reports have it that Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year.

He (Judas) claims 30 pieces of silver is too small, due to the current economy situation and high rate of US dollar.

He is demanding 100% increment on the amount.

However, negotiations are ongoing.

You are hereby advised to standby pending when Judas receives alert from his bank.

Judas and his entire family have also apologized for any inconvenience this may cause you!

Meanwhile, President Buhari has ordered a probe into this allegations, urging the EFCC to ensure Judas doesn't get a penny higher than usual!
Re: Easter May Be Postponed This Year!! by tishbite709(m): 10:00pm On Mar 13, 2016
Re: Easter May Be Postponed This Year!! by StarOnEarth(m): 10:37pm On Mar 13, 2016
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