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Stupid Questions by wisdom34: 9:23pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
STUPID QUESTIONS GIRLS ASK, AND HOW GUYS SHOULD ANSWER THEM. GIRL: Are you a player? ANS: Yes, Chelseafc wants to sign me next season. GIRL: Why do you want my BB pin? ANS: NO, i want to use it and burst ballons GIRL: Baby, My subscribtion will soon expire, what will i do? ANS: Return the phone to the seller, and ask for nokia torch. GIRL: Jesus! Chuka, is that a condom you are bringing out? ANS: No, its my bank ATM GIRL: If i sleep over in your house, hope nothing funny will happen? ANS: Trust me, We will do night vigil. GIRL: Baby send me card ANS: Yellow card or Red card? GIRL: Can you really date me without sex? ANS: Eh, are you HIV positive? GIRL: I hope you are not after my body? ANS: No, am after your spirit GIRL: I have missed my period ANS: Ask your course rep for the next class. GIRL: Baby, i want to make my hair ANS: Chai, but am not a hair dresser na GIRL: Why dont you have a car? ANS: Did your father have a car at my age? Mtchew Nwa park well joor |
Re: Stupid Questions by dareyyyy(m): 1:27am On Mar 15, 2016 |
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