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Getting Rid Of One Mind Believers In The Church by ElementG(m): 8:37pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
on a sunday morning, in a church, about over 500 members came to the church for service, suddenly some people dressed all over in black and carrying submachine guns came in and shouted that if u love Jesus stand and take one bullet for him, the choirs stood and ran away, the elders ran away, the ushers ran away, 480 of the members ran away remaining 20 of them. Then when they all ran away the guys put down their guns and joined the service. The pastor asked of the meaning of wat they just did and they said they just finished getting rid of the hipocrites in the whole church!!!! |
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