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2O Most Hilarious Rants And Comments Made About Jamb Score "Record Breaker" by Youngk(m): 9:55am On Mar 16, 2016
Shamwilu immediately became an internet sensation, drawing positive remarks from far and near. As usual with such cases of amazing academic records however, there was also skepticism which inspired further checks on the JAMB website using the details of the candidate as publicised and the outcome reveals that the result presently on the JAMB website indicates that Shamwilu scored a total of 199 as opposed to 399 contained in the result earlier publicized.

As usual we prepared these 20 hilarious comments Nigerians made as the news was trending...this is just for humor,enjoy!

1. Na him papa set jamb?
2. From 399 to 199 in less than two days? Abeg that jamb registrar must be redeployed to central bank, let him drop our naira/dollar exchange rate in that same manner

3. That guy should sue jamb jor, which kin rough play them play with people’s future. That’s how they change people’s scores so that they can have more customers next year.
4. If it confirmed then, he is going to trend like Olajumoke and dada Ayodele of Unilag, But if not, jamb form in next year. Case close.
5. If it true the guy has no village people disturbing him but if the result is really 199, that means his village people has just concluded on his head.
6. The way Nigerians are spending their hard earn money to check this guy’s result; he might just break another record of most checked jamb result of all time.
7. 399? , is he related to Dada Ayodele of unilag?
8. This really calls for applause. Three and half Gboza for him, Gboza! Gboza! Gboza! Gbo!.
9. A guy wearing a singlet in a passport for a high rated exam like Jamb cannot score such mark.
10. Me self get 499, lols.
11. That guy deserves 399 years in prison to help him know the different between 399 and 199 .he didn’t even try using 299.
12. Maybe them born am with those questions. Maybe is brain is Google certified.
13. This guy just fouled about 150 million Nigerians in just few days. He should go and start yahoo yahoo.
14. His father wrote the questions, while his mother marked it.
15. This guy can lie ooo, is he an APC member?
16. A prank to few friends got extended to the whole country... isorite.
17. Lai Mohammed wanna be.
18. Some people are yet to check their own result but busy checking Ibrahim’s result just to make a point.
19. What of the extra 40 marks?, is it included in the 399?.
20. 9ja peeps no dey chill ,you are free to add yours

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Re: 2O Most Hilarious Rants And Comments Made About Jamb Score "Record Breaker" by LouisBERG: 10:35am On Mar 16, 2016
Humourous....
#caLLmeBERG
Re: 2O Most Hilarious Rants And Comments Made About Jamb Score "Record Breaker" by tempem: 10:36am On Mar 16, 2016
Bros, thanks for sharing.
Re: 2O Most Hilarious Rants And Comments Made About Jamb Score "Record Breaker" by Youngk(m): 11:00am On Mar 16, 2016
no 2,6,7,8,13 and 17 got my rips cracking

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