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| Don't Change Your Look by koredey(m): 4:42pm On Nov 07, 2006 |
A middle aged lady had a heart attack and she was taken to the hospital.while in the operating table, she had a near death experience.when she met God she asked, "is my time up"? God said "no" you have another 43years,2month & 8days to live. Upon recovery,the lady decided to stay in the hospital to have a face lift(like that of micheal jackson), liposuction(removal of fat from her body) & a tummy tuck(flat tummy). she even changed her hair colour. she was discharged from the hospital & on her way home she was killed by an ambulance. On meeting God once againg she demanded, "i thought you siad i have another 43years?why didn't you prevent the ambulance from hitting me? why? GOD REPLIED, "my dear daughter ,i didn't recognise you, so that's how she died before her time,   |
| Re: Don't Change Your Look by babysnogls: 10:27pm On Nov 07, 2006 |
Men, She's going 2 wish 4 dt first death.Kapish! |
| Re: Don't Change Your Look by babysnogls: 10:28pm On Nov 07, 2006 |
Men, She's going 2 wish 4 dt first death.Kapish! |
| Re: Don't Change Your Look by izoneb(f): 6:13am On Nov 08, 2006 |
imagine! |
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