Ameanux:

Mutuwa ka huta. Kaci karenka ba babbaka

neroflo:
d tin just dae scratch me one kind
u fit help me

Liljeez:
Y u con block d number na....abi u nor knw say applicants go full here....

Cru.zita,hat.eu2,my.nd1,aphr.oditte,la.dyf

neroflo:
my prik dae scratch me
why

Moz22:
and what's wrong with d pic that anyone would wanna say stupid things abt em..you shdnt pay attention. I noticed u knew here going by d amt of post alredi made by u

esejessy:
not at all.

Moz22:
new I meant instead of the former

esejessy:
I ave been on nairaland for years but didn't register .just did DAT last year.

reportnaija:
Lol. He actually put his number there...

source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2016/03/photo-see-keke-mans-advert-in-asaba.html

Op why u dey censor d number na? Man pikin need a wife and u dey cover him number...Who send u

Mutuwa:


Allah mallam..?

Sai a slow.

HateU2:
i yam married

Liljeez:
U are joking ryt....pls tell me u not serious

HateU2:
I yaam serious, very serious

Liljeez:
Chai...which kin tin b dis na

HateU2:
Y ar u so pained buddy?

Naijacitizen:


Here come the owner of the keke. Abeg, carinmom Ko akwai wata yar kwila a gidaNku?

carinmom:

Kai ka santa.

Naijacitizen:


Tambaya nake. Idan akwai a taimaka ma Mutuwa naga gwabranci ya ishe shi. Lol!

Naijacitizen:


Tambaya nake. Idan akwai a taimaka ma Mutuwa naga gwabranci ya ishe shi. Lol!

carinmom:

Wa ya gayamaka yana bukatar Mata? Yana da yara fa

carinmom:

Wa ya gayamaka yana bukatar Mata? Yana da yara fa

carinmom:
Wa ya gayamaka yana bukatar Mata? Yana da yara fa

Mutuwa:


A aa na gode.Ina da mata kyakkyawa. Alhamdulilahi shekara 8 yau da aure na

lexiconkabir:
i'll have to learn from you o.

Naijacitizen:


Mata daya ko? Aminin gwabro! Kamata ka kara biyu ko sama da haka.

Naijacitizen:

I can help you. Unfortunate, I am hearing impaired.