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12. Funny Question People Who Live In Face-me-face-you Ask by iconSAGE1(m): 8:54pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
Face-me-I-face-you houses are in almost every city in Nigeria and the things that happen there are sort of peculiar. In a face-me-I-face-you house, the occupants use the same kitchen, bathroom and toilet therefore it is almost impossible not to interact with co-tenants. Apart from the back-biting and quarreling, which are very common features in face-me-I-face-you house, there are some questions people there ask, that are funny and as well annoying. INFORMATION NIGERIA has put together some of these questions in this piece… – It is obviously raining, for some reasons you decide to go out in the rain, then a co-tenant sees you and asks, Are you going out in this rain? – You have just woken up in the morning, grabbed you toothbrush and cup to go brush your mouth outside. You bump into someone and they ask; have you woken up?” – It’s a beautiful Sunday morning and you’re all dressed and stepped out with your bible clutched to your chest and someone asks: Are you going to church? – Someone barges into your room and sees you sleeping then he/she asks : Are you sleeping? – A co-tenant hasn’t seen you in a while then he/she sees you one day and asks: Is this your face? – Someone sees your kids in their uniform and they go like: Are you going to school? – Someone comes into your room and sees you watching a football match, then they ask: Are you watching the match? – A lady stands by her door doing her makeup and someone asks: Are you making up? – They see you eating and someone asks: Are you eating? – Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts ‘up Nepaaa!’ then someone asks ‘Is that light?’ – A pregnant woman in the house gives birth and someone asks ‘You don born’? What is the silliest question someone has ever asked you
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Re: 12. Funny Question People Who Live In Face-me-face-you Ask by ages2020: 8:57pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
Re: 12. Funny Question People Who Live In Face-me-face-you Ask by seunny4lif(m): 9:02pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
I dey come make I ask my landlord |
Re: 12. Funny Question People Who Live In Face-me-face-you Ask by ckmayoca: 9:07pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
OP is this ur house? |
Re: 12. Funny Question People Who Live In Face-me-face-you Ask by iconSAGE1(m): 9:19pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
ckmayoca: Yeah u like it |
Re: 12. Funny Question People Who Live In Face-me-face-you Ask by iconSAGE1(m): 9:20pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
seunny4lif: Lolx if u de go. Remember say u never pay house rent oo..no go cause Gbege for yourself oo |
Re: 12. Funny Question People Who Live In Face-me-face-you Ask by ckmayoca: 9:24pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
iconSAGE1: Yes. Nice color. |
Re: 12. Funny Question People Who Live In Face-me-face-you Ask by osesology(m): 10:01pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
Ok na |
Re: 12. Funny Question People Who Live In Face-me-face-you Ask by seunny4lif(m): 1:08am On Mar 18, 2016 |
You be witch Na only 5 months I neva pay oooh iconSAGE1: |
Re: 12. Funny Question People Who Live In Face-me-face-you Ask by superdanny10: 7:38am On Aug 29, 2016 |
Those questions are freaking silly. Like.."Haa! Oga Daniel, you don wake ni?" Me: "No oo! I dey sleep walk" Or seeing u all dressed up, about heading out...they'll just come again. Neighbour 1: "Ha aah! You fine today oo...are you going out?" Neighbour 2: "At all oo.. I just wan stay for house watch film, na why I wear shoe & tie" |
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