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"Six Types Of People You Meet In The Bank by Iamlordgee(m): 11:14pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re
always in the bank,
common pen they won't have. These
pple are very
dangerous, once u borrow them d
pen, u may find it
difficult 2 identify dem, At a bank in
Nigeria, once
someone tells u "may I have ur pen?"
Believe me bros, that's d last time u
will see that pen (except if u're
lucky).
2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team:
Immediately dey enter d bank, even
b4 taking d slip
(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is
to know the last
person and u hear dem saying, I'm at
your back. If care is nt taken, abt 8
pple can tell u "I dey ur back"
then at d end of d day, they cause
confusion (na me
dey hin back,I don tell am I was here
b4 u blah blah)
3 - The No protocol team: This kind
of pple don't obey d
1st come, 1st served slogan! They're
mouthed in d
bank! Immediately they come in, they
just walk up 2 d cashier or manager,
he asks them 2sit down & within
5 mins they've completed there
transactions while u
still dey there looking like mumu
4queue. (Daris God
oooo)
4 - The Bank Door Rejectees: These
pple will always av
a problem with d bank door, then u
see them removing their belts, car
keys,
mobile phones etc and yet d
machine keeps shouting
"pls go back" My bros next time
come 2 bank naked!
Biko, he go allow u in...
# LOLZ!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of
pple can waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill
the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na
JAMB questions, u c dem canceling,
tearing, squeezing
& taking another one. To write
common 3780 Naira in
words na gobe! Even d so called
undergraduates are
found wanting in this scenario.......
CHAI!!! 6 - The people from Another
Planet: These pple usually
behave like them no dey dis world
since 2 yrs! They
will always b asking 4 today's date,
even after telling
them d correct date,they will ask
someone else again.
I tire 4 dis people oooooo." |
Re: "Six Types Of People You Meet In The Bank by Zambux(f): 11:15pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
stale gist |
Re: "Six Types Of People You Meet In The Bank by emaxjey(m): 11:37pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
Broz...na true oo.. |
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