An Accountant is some one who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
An Archaeologist is a person who's career lies in ruins.
An Architect is a person who makes beautiful models, but unaffordable realities.
A Banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain
An Auditor is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
A Mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
A Philosopher is a person who doesn't have a job but understands why.
An Editor is a person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff and sees that the chaff is printed.


P.S AM NOT ATTACKING ANYONE.

bravo! nice one keep em flowing cheerie

I beg to differ!

u have the floor differ then lets see

abi my sister differ let us learn

lol am busie

really nice

thanks dear