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Some Funny African Proverbs That You Don't Know (must Read) by slysinzu(m): 1:30pm On Mar 19, 2016 |
AFRICAN PROVERBS.....
1. The anger of a penis cannot destroy the
vagina.(Zimbabwe)
2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward.
(Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but
not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and
the farmer who grows corn by the road side have
the same problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs
open, never tell her to close them, b'cos yu do
not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is
every night is a widow. [Togo]
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If Yu go to sleep with an itching anus, you are
sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is
the day you will know there is a better way of
resolving issues without using violence.
11. He who swallows a coconut has complete
trust on his anus.. (Ghana) 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny African Proverbs That You Don't Know (must Read) by slysinzu(m): 1:32pm On Mar 19, 2016 |
AFRICAN PROVERBS.....
1. The anger of a penis cannot destroy the
vagina.(Zimbabwe) 2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon) 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana) 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana) 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, b'cos yu do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia) 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria) 7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. [Togo] 8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda) 9. If Yu go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya) 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. 11. He who swallows a coconut has complete trust on his anus.. (Ghana) 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny African Proverbs That You Don't Know (must Read) by slysinzu(m): 1:32pm On Mar 19, 2016 |
AFRICAN PROVERBS.....
1. The anger of a penis cannot destroy the
vagina.(Zimbabwe) 2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon) 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana) 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana) 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, b'cos yu do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia) 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria) 7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. [Togo] 8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda) 9. If Yu go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya) 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. 11. He who swallows a coconut has complete trust on his anus.. (Ghana) |
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