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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 4:00pm On Apr 25, 2015
Lala247:
Lol didnt say that
doubting lala smiley
how your day been going jare...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 3:50pm On Apr 25, 2015
Lala247:
See as u dey lie sad
so dont truss me anymore?
sad
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 3:42pm On Apr 25, 2015
Lala247:
Lol u dey ontop my matter today

Ur in a good mood smiley very rare
lol work makes me dont chat most times..ur matter don dey my table no be today laa cheesy
e has tayed
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 3:33pm On Apr 25, 2015
Lala247 why the shrugs sad
RomanceRe: Hilarious: Caught In The Act..... by 2dice(m): 3:28pm On Apr 25, 2015
Lala247:
Its like u want to fight me ba
lol ...and why do you think so hun smiley
RomanceRe: Hilarious: Caught In The Act..... by 2dice(m): 3:26pm On Apr 25, 2015
Lala247:
Been licking ur blood undecided
and my blood gives you what?
RomanceRe: Hilarious: Caught In The Act..... by 2dice(m): 3:19pm On Apr 25, 2015
Lala247:
Lol tongue
yeye girl ..why is your tongue this red?
RomanceRe: Hilarious: Caught In The Act..... by 2dice(m): 3:13pm On Apr 25, 2015
Lala247:
Im holy
holier than 2face cheesy
RomanceRe: Hilarious: Caught In The Act..... by 2dice(m): 3:12pm On Apr 25, 2015
Lala247:
That made me laugh
cheesy wink
and yor their ring leader shey?
RomanceRe: Hilarious: Caught In The Act..... by 2dice(m): 3:10pm On Apr 25, 2015
pinkycute:
Hmmmmmmm huh
and what will happen afterwards ?
RomanceRe: Hilarious: Caught In The Act..... by 2dice(m): 3:09pm On Apr 25, 2015
pinkycute:
Hmmmmmmm huh
RomanceRe: Hilarious: Caught In The Act..... by 2dice(m): 3:00pm On Apr 25, 2015
pinkycute:
Second cheesy but in the other way round....
chaii
end time wives cheesy
RomanceRe: Getting To Know Mirexxx And Falconey Biography by 2dice(m): 2:45pm On Apr 25, 2015
wristwatch:
Kikkikiki. Him turn dey load come!
cool ...when will ur turn come laa
RomanceRe: Hilarious: Caught In The Act..... by 2dice(m): 1:23pm On Apr 25, 2015
kinglekan:

Ok before I ask my questions, let me give you guys this short rib cracker. grin

Some time last year I travelled to my hometown and I heard this really funny tale of a couple who got robbed.

So there was this couple who recently moved into their new home and in a bid to celebrate their first night, they decided to have a romantic dinner and a "never forget" intimate time together. wink

While they were just getting down to the main business after several minutes of pre-intimacy, the Men you don't want knocking your door by midnight showed up. grin

The hubby whispered to his wife to remain calm and hurriedly climbed up into the ceiling with his pot belly and not forgetting his b.o.n.e.r. grin

When the thieves finally got in by removing the security door. They called out to the man and told him they had heard his voice while they were busy trying to gain entrance.

In shame and fear he climbed down while they waited patiently. Yeah!!! he got a severe beaten of his life and they didn't lay a finger on his wife. grin

As they dealt with him, his wife watched with mixed feelings, not knowing whether to pity him or have a good laugh. grin


So here are my questions;

1. Guys if you found yourself in such situation what would you do? (i.e, you have an escape route but only you can make use of it.)

2. Ladies if your bf or hubby did this to you, what would be your reaction. grin


Cc: Ishilove, Lalasticala, Lala247, Beamborla, Orijin101,Vickybee, Mirexxx, 2dice, Jacksparrow1207, Kingtom, Stephenqueen, Sinaj, Prettythicksme, Naijaboiy, Borrusia, Darkrebel666, Chiam55, Ronald4lif, Ipledge, MzNelly, MizMycoli, Alberto2k, etc.....
i can't leave my friend behind talkless of my precious wife
*never
RomanceRe: Getting To Know Mirexxx And Falconey Biography by 2dice(m): 1:10pm On Apr 25, 2015
prettythicksme:
oh ok.what of if she answer d question?u go give her ur dicck or y beting with ur dicck? cheesy
iffa here
she no fit collect am finish cheesy
i wasn't even talking abt her was talking abt falconey...
If he answer the question i cud give out my D for dinner to the highest bidder wink
RomanceRe: Getting To Know Mirexxx And Falconey Biography by 2dice(m): 1:07pm On Apr 25, 2015
The day e go reach Mr seun turn eehn this thread go full of Girls eehn with unlimited question..
cheesy
RomanceRe: Getting To Know Mirexxx And Falconey Biography by 2dice(m): 12:59pm On Apr 25, 2015
wristwatch:
Lol. Bros u wan ask her wicked question? cheesy
hin no go fit answer the question
i can bet with my d!ck
RomanceRe: Getting To Know Mirexxx And Falconey Biography by 2dice(m): 12:41pm On Apr 25, 2015
Falconey will definitely run when sum1 pops that Question cheesy cheesy
*AlanSharer
BusinessRe: Win BiG on CARDS/CORNERS by 2dice(op): 12:13pm On Apr 25, 2015
Cologne vs levekusen
under 4.5 cards
odd 1.50
Time 2:30pm
enjoy
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by 2dice(m): 12:11pm On Apr 25, 2015
Cologne vs levekusen
Time 2:30pm
under 4.5 cards 1.50
enjoy
RomanceRe: How Can You Get A Nairaland Girl To Be Interested In You? by 2dice(m): 11:42am On Apr 25, 2015
Try Girls in your area first.. Then
on nl Be friendly with them and pls dont get obsessed with her
stalking her will definitely Back fire...also your profile pics should be encouraging not like mine cheesy
Flirt with her and any other girl you like...don't try and impress anybody...
Inshort
Have Fun cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies No Lies ...what Are You Going To Do ? by 2dice(op): 10:44am On Apr 25, 2015
Beamborla:
Lol...
I'd rather have a flat ba3 than go there to charge embarassed
lol why is that?
RomanceRe: Excuse Me! Why Are Romancelanders So Bland? by 2dice(m): 10:43am On Apr 25, 2015
KingTom:
Hahahaha na so we dey take console ourselves o grin
oooh ga oo
how are dey jare?
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by 2dice(m): 10:14am On Apr 25, 2015
Dbestmax:
which bookie u dey use for cards
surebet
nairabet
superiorbet
RomanceRe: Ladies No Lies ...what Are You Going To Do ? by 2dice(op): 10:13am On Apr 25, 2015
MojAyo:
see english
cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies No Lies ...what Are You Going To Do ? by 2dice(op): 10:13am On Apr 25, 2015
Beamborla:
Wouldn't be annoyed if it was everywhere.

The house next door had light and it was reflecting inside my compound
eeya pele cheesy
go charge over there
RomanceRe: Ladies No Lies ...what Are You Going To Do ? by 2dice(op): 10:11am On Apr 25, 2015
MojAyo:
lemme check ur profile and see what she is talking about
yea hope you saw me chilling with my paddi Mr zebra cheesy
BusinessRe: Win BiG on CARDS/CORNERS by 2dice(op): 11:53pm On Apr 24, 2015
Tomorrow game loading
RomanceRe: Ladies No Lies ...what Are You Going To Do ? by 2dice(op): 11:30pm On Apr 24, 2015
tayoxx:
see this one o....no b only Cook otapiapia na fry otapiapia....better talk tru now so that when we catch u join your husband kneel down beg we no go laugh....
chaii
i can't not fit laugh cheesy
RomanceRe: I Love You.. But Only As A Friend by 2dice(m): 11:27pm On Apr 24, 2015
Friendzzone on 4G
chaii

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