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RomanceRe: African Proverbs by 2dice(op): 1:29pm On Mar 11, 2015
KashyBaby:
u shouldn't put this on "romance" but in joke thread…its funny tho... grin grin wink
huh
thanks tho...
Hope you can speak pidgin now?
RomanceAfrican Proverbs by 2dice(op): 11:15am On Mar 11, 2015
PROVERBS FROM ACROSS AFRICA

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)

2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward.(Cameroon)

3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)

4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem.(Ghana)

5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)

6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume.(Nigeria)

7. If the alarm of a china phone cannot wake you, forget it, you are dead. (Lagos, Nigeria)

8. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. [Togo]

9. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)

10. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with a smelly fingers. (kenya)
cheesy cheesy
=> COPIED.
But you can also ours
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Girlfriend That She Talks Too Much?? by 2dice(m): 5:43pm On Mar 10, 2015
You have clicked her Mumu-Botton
To Deactivate visit Olumba-Olumba
RomanceRe: Only In A Nigeria Wedding .. by 2dice(op): 1:48pm On Mar 10, 2015
MrCork:
..bro don't u hav skoool home work? (no ofeeense) angry
RomanceRe: Why Is This Common Only In A Nigeria Wedding by 2dice(op): 1:19pm On Mar 10, 2015
MrCork:
...bro I drive £28'000 range rover spot...weddings r for big boys like us.....not little ones like u (no oofense) undecided
i wonder when you gonna retire..
Like seriously man
U re just like d'banj you are getting wacker daily (no offense)
RomanceRe: Only In A Nigeria Wedding .. by 2dice(op): 1:16pm On Mar 10, 2015
dayjee:
Because d guy don blow too much ba na..........man pikin don borow enough money to meet standard.
borrow money do wedding
and after wedding nkor?
RomanceRe: Only In A Nigeria Wedding .. by 2dice(op): 1:13pm On Mar 10, 2015
deb6:
Do guys smilehuh Lol
sure
are you a learner or a Beginner?
RomanceRe: Why Is This Common Only In A Nigeria Wedding by 2dice(op): 1:10pm On Mar 10, 2015
MrCork:
..can u aford a place?...do u hav a job? ...can u aford 3 sqar meals?.... And then u Tinkin of marriage?(no ofeeense) angry
Mr cork with his cock brain..
RomanceRe: Why Is This Common Only In A Nigeria Wedding by 2dice(op): 1:09pm On Mar 10, 2015
Shugaryme:
undecided

if you ask me, na who I go ask...
you na sure guy
you ought to knw now
RomanceRe: Why Is This Common Only In A Nigeria Wedding by 2dice(op): 1:09pm On Mar 10, 2015
Shugaryme:
undecided

if you ask me, na who I go ask...
RomanceOnly In A Nigeria Wedding .. by 2dice(op):
Why is it only In a Nigeria wedding..
70% of the Groom don't smile on their wedding day
But check Mrs. Bride ehn... cheesy Dancing machine can't compete with her..
*Maka why*
RomanceWhy Is This Common Only In A Nigeria Wedding by 2dice(op):
Why is it only In a Nigeria wedding..
70% of the Groom don't smile on their wedding day
But if you see the Bride ehn... cheesy Dancing machine can't compete with her..
RomanceRe: .. by 2dice(m): 3:28pm On Mar 09, 2015
I use to believe ladies love attention like Kilode until this Op prove me otherwise...
Finest infact you fine pass OBJ+ Olofinjana join together
BusinessRe: Maddman 90% Winning Bets by 2dice(m): 2:22pm On Mar 09, 2015
bedfordng:
most of the foreign bookies have it.in nigeria, have not seen it on most of the bookies site like nairabet,merrybet, bet9ja etc
ok that's bad now
BusinessRe: Maddman 90% Winning Bets by 2dice(m): 1:34pm On Mar 09, 2015
bedfordng:
that means you lost the game because it becomes draw if the handicap goal is added.it becomes 1-1. If it is asian hanicap, your stake will be returned to you in this case
ok
wich bookie is Asian handicap available
RomanceRe: Need U Guys Prayer by 2dice(m): 12:30pm On Mar 09, 2015
Op how i wish you play The Game
Man U vs Arsenal Handicap 1:0..
But anyways
ye shall mark them self but ye shall not see thy net more than 2wice !!
RomanceRe: Why I Dont Date Girls by 2dice(m): 11:42am On Mar 09, 2015
Make i spread mat sidon like Aladdin ..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Power Of Emotion)share Your Experience by 2dice(m): 9:31am On Mar 09, 2015
phlio:
lol.....u too funny as if deh soul
lol
BusinessRe: Maddman 90% Winning Bets by 2dice(m): 9:29am On Mar 09, 2015
bedfordng:
it means man u is given 1 goal ahead.if you selected man u, then your bet will be winner if the normal full time result ended in favour of man u without the handicap added to the score.if the full time game ended as 0-0, 1-1, 2-2 without adding the handicap, it means after adding it, you end up winning because the result will be 0-1, 1-2, 2-3
what if arsenal win 1-0 at fulltime ..
BusinessRe: Maddman 90% Winning Bets by 2dice(m): 9:26am On Mar 09, 2015
bedfordng:
it means man u is given 1 goal ahead.if you selected man u, then your bet will be winner if the normal full time result ended in favour of man u without the handicap added to the score.if the full time game ended as 0-0, 1-1, 2-2 without adding the handicap, it means after adding it, you end up winning because the result will be 0-1, 1-2, 2-3
Nairaland GeneralRe: Power Of Emotion)share Your Experience by 2dice(m): 7:38am On Mar 09, 2015
Bro me too.. Feel for those animals especially those at around CANTEEN around my area...the funny thing is they will have Unlimited time to ask Baba God for forgiveness..
As in na their Heaven sure pass
BusinessRe: Maddman 90% Winning Bets by 2dice(m): 6:30am On Mar 09, 2015
maddman:
Depends on the team you're playing
e.g Arsenal vs Man.U handicap 0:1
BusinessRe: RICHARD6: Fulfil Your Money Back Guarantee by 2dice(m): 6:29am On Mar 09, 2015
Jossyx:
Means ur giving arsenal a goal ahead of its (0-1)2H buh if it's (0-1)1H ur saying man utd Wud win by 2 goals margin....
and if the game ends 1-1.. In fulltime and i chose arsenal have i won
BusinessRe: RICHARD6: Fulfil Your Money Back Guarantee by 2dice(m): 12:14am On Mar 09, 2015
phlio:
good friend I just wan try my luck o.I just wan start the ministry u think is fun.
BusinessRe: RICHARD6: Fulfil Your Money Back Guarantee by 2dice(m): 12:14am On Mar 09, 2015
Jossyx:
It means the home team(Tottenham) gets a goal deduction......if final score is 2-1 den ur game ended 1-1 meaning u lost......they Wud need to lead two goals ahead for u to win....say 3-1 (2-1) 4-1 (3-1) bracketed are u final result for ur pick.....hope da solves it
bro pls explain the Handicap 0:1 e.g Man U vs Arsenal
RomanceRe: A Nairaland Lady Ask Me To Marry Her... by 2dice(op): 11:56pm On Mar 08, 2015
PHAYOL81:
Wtf is d big deal about dathuhhuh Do ya maths if she's worth it if nt, u can always tell her ur NO nicely without hurting her. So don't jus come here and cry it 2 d world.
PEACE!!!!
thanks amussh
RomanceRe: A Nairaland Lady Ask Me To Marry Her... by 2dice(op):
sparkleRed:
Love dey shack dem dis one undecided
ma'am na Jack & Rose sign us faaa.. wink
ma nigga Blackett come check & Balance..

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