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Romance › Re: African Proverbs by 2dice(op): 1:29pm On Mar 11, 2015 |
KashyBaby: u shouldn't put this on "romance" but in joke thread…its funny tho...  huh thanks tho... Hope you can speak pidgin now? |
Romance › African Proverbs by 2dice(op): 11:15am On Mar 11, 2015 |
PROVERBS FROM ACROSS AFRICA 1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe) 2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward.(Cameroon) 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana) 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem.(Ghana) 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia) 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume.(Nigeria) 7. If the alarm of a china phone cannot wake you, forget it, you are dead. (Lagos, Nigeria) 8. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. [Togo] 9. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda) 10. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with a smelly fingers. (kenya)  => COPIED. But you can also ours |
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell My Girlfriend That She Talks Too Much?? by 2dice(m): 5:43pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
You have clicked her Mumu-Botton To Deactivate visit Olumba-Olumba |
Romance › Re: Only In A Nigeria Wedding .. by 2dice(op): 1:48pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
MrCork: ..bro don't u hav skoool home work? (no ofeeense)  |
Romance › Re: Why Is This Common Only In A Nigeria Wedding by 2dice(op): 1:19pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
MrCork: ...bro I drive £28'000 range rover spot...weddings r for big boys like us.....not little ones like u (no oofense)  i wonder when you gonna retire.. Like seriously man U re just like d'banj you are getting wacker daily (no offense) |
Romance › Re: Only In A Nigeria Wedding .. by 2dice(op): 1:16pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
dayjee: Because d guy don blow too much ba na..........man pikin don borow enough money to meet standard. borrow money do wedding and after wedding nkor? |
Romance › Re: Only In A Nigeria Wedding .. by 2dice(op): 1:13pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
deb6: Do guys smile Lol sure are you a learner or a Beginner? |
Romance › Re: Why Is This Common Only In A Nigeria Wedding by 2dice(op): 1:10pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
MrCork: ..can u aford a place?...do u hav a job? ...can u aford 3 sqar meals?.... And then u Tinkin of marriage?(no ofeeense)  Mr cork with his cock brain.. |
Romance › Re: Why Is This Common Only In A Nigeria Wedding by 2dice(op): 1:09pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
Shugaryme:

if you ask me, na who I go ask... you na sure guy you ought to knw now |
Romance › Re: Why Is This Common Only In A Nigeria Wedding by 2dice(op): 1:09pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
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Romance › Only In A Nigeria Wedding .. by 2dice(op): 12:57pm On Mar 10, 2015*. Modified: 1:17pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
Why is it only In a Nigeria wedding.. 70% of the Groom don't smile on their wedding day But check Mrs. Bride ehn...  Dancing machine can't compete with her.. *Maka why* |
Romance › Why Is This Common Only In A Nigeria Wedding by 2dice(op): 12:36pm On Mar 10, 2015*. Modified: 1:08pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
Why is it only In a Nigeria wedding.. 70% of the Groom don't smile on their wedding day But if you see the Bride ehn...  Dancing machine can't compete with her.. |
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Romance › Re: .. by 2dice(m): 3:28pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
I use to believe ladies love attention like Kilode until this Op prove me otherwise... Finest infact you fine pass OBJ+ Olofinjana join together |
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Business › Re: Maddman 90% Winning Bets by 2dice(m): 2:22pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
bedfordng: most of the foreign bookies have it.in nigeria, have not seen it on most of the bookies site like nairabet,merrybet, bet9ja etc ok that's bad now |
Business › Re: Maddman 90% Winning Bets by 2dice(m): 1:34pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
bedfordng: that means you lost the game because it becomes draw if the handicap goal is added.it becomes 1-1. If it is asian hanicap, your stake will be returned to you in this case ok wich bookie is Asian handicap available |
Romance › Re: Need U Guys Prayer by 2dice(m): 12:30pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Op how i wish you play The Game Man U vs Arsenal Handicap 1:0.. But anyways ye shall mark them self but ye shall not see thy net more than 2wice !! |
Romance › Re: Why I Dont Date Girls by 2dice(m): 11:42am On Mar 09, 2015 |
Make i spread mat sidon like Aladdin .. |
Nairaland General › Re: Power Of Emotion)share Your Experience by 2dice(m): 9:31am On Mar 09, 2015 |
phlio: lol.....u too funny as if deh soul lol |
Business › Re: Maddman 90% Winning Bets by 2dice(m): 9:29am On Mar 09, 2015 |
bedfordng: it means man u is given 1 goal ahead.if you selected man u, then your bet will be winner if the normal full time result ended in favour of man u without the handicap added to the score.if the full time game ended as 0-0, 1-1, 2-2 without adding the handicap, it means after adding it, you end up winning because the result will be 0-1, 1-2, 2-3 what if arsenal win 1-0 at fulltime .. |
Business › Re: Maddman 90% Winning Bets by 2dice(m): 9:26am On Mar 09, 2015 |
bedfordng: it means man u is given 1 goal ahead.if you selected man u, then your bet will be winner if the normal full time result ended in favour of man u without the handicap added to the score.if the full time game ended as 0-0, 1-1, 2-2 without adding the handicap, it means after adding it, you end up winning because the result will be 0-1, 1-2, 2-3 |
Nairaland General › Re: Power Of Emotion)share Your Experience by 2dice(m): 7:38am On Mar 09, 2015 |
Bro me too.. Feel for those animals especially those at around CANTEEN around my area...the funny thing is they will have Unlimited time to ask Baba God for forgiveness.. As in na their Heaven sure pass |
Business › Re: Maddman 90% Winning Bets by 2dice(m): 6:30am On Mar 09, 2015 |
maddman: Depends on the team you're playing e.g Arsenal vs Man.U handicap 0:1 |
Business › Re: RICHARD6: Fulfil Your Money Back Guarantee by 2dice(m): 6:29am On Mar 09, 2015 |
Jossyx: Means ur giving arsenal a goal ahead of its (0-1)2H buh if it's (0-1)1H ur saying man utd Wud win by 2 goals margin.... and if the game ends 1-1.. In fulltime and i chose arsenal have i won |
Business › Re: RICHARD6: Fulfil Your Money Back Guarantee by 2dice(m): 12:14am On Mar 09, 2015 |
phlio: good friend I just wan try my luck o.I just wan start the ministry u think is fun. |
Business › Re: RICHARD6: Fulfil Your Money Back Guarantee by 2dice(m): 12:14am On Mar 09, 2015 |
Jossyx: It means the home team(Tottenham) gets a goal deduction......if final score is 2-1 den ur game ended 1-1 meaning u lost......they Wud need to lead two goals ahead for u to win....say 3-1 (2-1) 4-1 (3-1) bracketed are u final result for ur pick.....hope da solves it bro pls explain the Handicap 0:1 e.g Man U vs Arsenal |
Romance › Re: A Nairaland Lady Ask Me To Marry Her... by 2dice(op): 11:56pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
PHAYOL81: Wtf is d big deal about dat Do ya maths if she's worth it if nt, u can always tell her ur NO nicely without hurting her. So don't jus come here and cry it 2 d world. PEACE!!!! thanks amussh |
Romance › Re: A Nairaland Lady Ask Me To Marry Her... by 2dice(op): 11:54pm On Mar 08, 2015*. Modified: 12:11am On Mar 09, 2015 |
sparkleRed: Love dey shack dem dis one  ma'am na Jack & Rose sign us faaa..  ma nigga Blackett come check & Balance.. |