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AgricultureRe: Endtime Rooster (pictures) by 2kris(m): 11:07am On Mar 07, 2015
Another thing that can be responsible is his genotype
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by 2kris(m): 11:05am On Mar 07, 2015
Darkrebel666:
lol...

my winning eleven team was brazil- Adriano was my key player then
and when i used inter-milan- Adriano and Ibrahimovich were my key players cos of their body strengths and balance.
wat abt recoba with his short power and acurasy
AgricultureRe: Endtime Rooster (pictures) by 2kris(m): 11:00am On Mar 07, 2015
missberrypop5:
Can a rooster lay eggs? huh
help me ask op abeg......my time can a roaster lay egg...is like sayin a guy can get pregnat...only hamaphrodite do but in poultry no such thing have been recorded.chicken having a male and female sex cell. Nice talking point tho @ op
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by 2kris(m): 10:53am On Mar 07, 2015
Darkrebel666:
winning eleven is old na... i used to play that in SS3 with my class mates when we used to visit game centers after school instead of going home. cheesy

we either did - loser pay or staked cash.
high school was fun.
i almost repeated a class bcuz of winnin eleven during my sec sch days real madrid and holland is my fav team but if i want more defensive team i will go for ac milan or juventus and put one striker in front like micoli or mutucheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by 2kris(m): 10:32am On Mar 07, 2015
Darkrebel666:
mortal kombat is general knowledge. Even my lil' cousins would narrate everything about sintel and kitana to you. I'm not really a MK freak.
I prefer PES 2015 on playstation and soccer on X-box. i also enjoy Max Payne, assassin's creed and grand theft auto more than MK
i play winning eleven well i can beat u in that one cheesy......another game that drive me crazy is god of war that kratus guy is just extra ordinary challenging zeus
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by 2kris(m): 10:06am On Mar 07, 2015
Darkrebel666:
Shao khan is the Emperor of the mystical realm Outworld
interesting u have a good knowledge about this guys
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by 2kris(m): 9:47am On Mar 07, 2015
Darkrebel666:
Shao Khan
is shao khan not lu kan master or teacher just asking tho
TravelRe: 10 State Capitals In Nigeria With Low Crime Rate by 2kris(m): 9:41am On Mar 07, 2015
nationwide1:
The list was compiled after a careful study and close interactions with the inhabitants of these cities. In no particular order, here are 10 state capitals with low crime rate:

1. Dutse

2. Sokoto

3. Ado-Ekiti

4. Birni-Kebbi

5. Uyo

6. Katsina

7. Lafia

8. Calabar

9. Jos

10. Makurdi

Do you think the list is biased? You can make yours.
makurdi(mak town) and jos a biiiiggg nnnno
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by 2kris(m): 9:38am On Mar 07, 2015
Darkrebel666:
yeah.. things like that ..
i did this yesterday.. i just used the image of Nightwolf from mortal kombat and freestyled later
so u are a fan of mortal kombat....who is ur fav cuz mean is gurucheesy
HealthRe: Question, Myths, And Answers On Seminal Fluid(sperm) by 2kris(m): 9:30am On Mar 07, 2015
mictima:
is it also true that it is very very proteinous and could give person a smooth and good skin? #just asking#
this can talk na him gals go like pass.for those wey been greedysmiley........gals will be like so sperm dey make skin smooth calls tunde and make up
EducationRe: What Is This Babe Doing? by 2kris(m): 9:15am On Mar 07, 2015
Yustash001:
how the paper no go fall if she stand up,....abi na rubber she tey tie am to her thigh ni...
na leggings that one we call it laptop on the desk we call it desk top,on the palm we call it palm top bross i knew all this in my final year ooohhhh lol student can do anything to avoid c o .........oh i forgot wall topcheesy
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Set To Engage Military In Gwoza, Asks Women, Children To Leave Town by 2kris(m): 8:22am On Mar 07, 2015
Were is all thier online sympathizers,dont forget to tell human right and america bcuz boko haram must dieeeeeee ..no virginus
RomanceRe: Some Topics MOST Of Our Nairaland Ladies Don't Joke With! by 2kris(m): 2:16pm On Mar 06, 2015
diddydiva:
angry i feel like giving this op e punch
oh oh truely ladies dnt want to be caught..
Jokes EtcRe: . by 2kris(m): 1:51pm On Mar 06, 2015
Let her go.....by chris martin:Dd dog is sooo hrt broken which gog do am diz kind tin
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Hot And Beautiful Ladies Campaigning For Buhari/osinbajo by 2kris(m): 1:45pm On Mar 06, 2015
francizy:
You really do have a terrible taste in women undecided
i wounder for that guy....the are not even beu2full talkless of hot...if calaba,idoma igbo girls start comot with transformation and continuety hmmmmm
PoliticsRe: B-r-e-a-k-i-n-g News: Buhari May Drop Out Of Presidential Race By Himself by 2kris(m): 1:29pm On Mar 06, 2015
Imoobot:
Nigerians should as a matter of urgency pray for Buhari
instead of condemning him on a daily basis, this is the word
of a close family member who said Nigerians should know
that Muhammadu Buhari is no longer interested in running
for the office of the presidency.
Buhari has made this known to top APC leaders, but it
didn’t go down well with few of them especially those that
have committed a lot of money to sell Buhari to Nigerians.
Buhari is purely acting on instruction of his doctors both
home and abroad, the general have been suffering from
these illness for some time now “prostate cancer, acute
asthma and recently dementia”.

Though dementia is only detected recently but it hasn’t
gotten to the severe stage. It’s good to note that Buhari is
in a very stable condition until the middle of their campaign,
Buhari had literally complain about his bad health during
their campaign that he can’t make it to all the 36 states of
the federation but APC leaders ignored him, all plea by
Buhari’s family members to give Buhari some rest were
turned down. All APC did was to have two doctors and
ambulance on standby in majority of the rallies.
One of the top APC leader also plead for Buhari to have
some rest considering that Buhari haven’t had this level of
campaign before now, unlike his three previous campaign
where he only campaigned in northern part of Nigeria but it
was vehemently ignored by Tinubu himself. The plan APC
leaders are putting on table should they win is for Buhari to
stay in office at least for one year before resigning on the
condition of his bad health. The big questions now are, who
is going to be the President if Buhari resigns within one year
as planned?

Constitutionally the Vice President should take over, but
considering that Pastor Yemi Osibanjo had sworn an oath to
resign his office within six months in office paving way for
Bola Tinubu. Will I be right to say that Bola Amend Tinubu
will become Nigeria’s President by 2017 should APC win
come this March? Or will Pastor Yemi Osibanjo defile his
oath to Tinubu and stay put as the Vice President which will
automatically make him the President of Nigeria by 2017?
Time will tell. Meanwhile effort have been intensified by
Buhari’s immediate family in seeking legal advice on a way
to stop APC financiers not to hold Buhari to ransom in case
he decides to drop out before election.

Source: nigeriabreakingnews.info
this news is very bad tho am not apc or transform
Jokes EtcRe: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by 2kris(m): 9:58pm On Mar 05, 2015
gede7744:
excuse me?
burstedcheesy
Jokes EtcRe: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by 2kris(m): 9:57pm On Mar 05, 2015
Chartey:
Is that your LA location Los Angeles? Because I don't understand how UBA Badagry branch can be in Los Angeles.
she no calculate wella or she been drink monkey tail wen she been reg nl
FashionRe: Miss Asaigbo Beauty Pageant 2015 by 2kris(m): 9:46pm On Mar 05, 2015
softysparky:
Yes ooooooo
Oya go buy registration form for me cheesy
wow u are way too prettier than most of those girls there
FamilyRe: Military Wedding Pictures In Nigeria by 2kris(m): 9:30pm On Mar 05, 2015
Baba419:
Wow!

The things she wants to do to/for him @the second pic hmmm
mennnnn that girl dey trip me she caught me offguard
CelebritiesRe: What Is Wrong With This Lady's Dress To An Event? by 2kris(m): 4:23pm On Mar 04, 2015
And the search for husband continues...team we must marry this year
FamilyRe: What Kind Of Woman Would You Love To Marry- Choose (picture) by 2kris(m): 3:14pm On Mar 04, 2015
miraclewonder:
I'm just here to read comments.
rather u cant marry any of dem because u are a female
PoliticsRe: APC Tasks Jonathan On Enugu’s Coal, 2nd Niger Bridge, Others by 2kris(m): 5:14pm On Mar 03, 2015
nzeadachie:
YOU SHOULD NOT SPEAK FOR IGBOS WE ARE FOR GEJ, JIHAD BUHARI WILL NEVER RULE NIGERIA, BY THE WAY #WHEREISBUHARI
guy onyi igbo murigi
EducationRe: 1.4m Students Prepare As JAMB Announces UTME Dates by 2kris(m): 5:04pm On Mar 03, 2015
I wish dem the best of goodluckcheesy
PoliticsRe: The Most Influencial And Popular Governor In Nigeria Today by 2kris(m): 5:01pm On Mar 03, 2015
searching4love:
undecided


WHEN TINUBU WAS GOVERNOR HE WAS THE BEST PERFOMING GOVERNOR IN NIGERIA


FASHOLA'S REIGN IS THE SAME


LAGOSIANS SHOULD SUPPORT APC AND LET THE TREND CONTINUE.

VOTE AMBODE FOR CONTINUITY OF THE PERFECT APC LEADERSHIP IN LAGOS

SOME FLAT HEADED EMPTY CHEST BEATERS FROM THE EROSION RAVAGED REGION INSISTS ON VOTING JK BUT WE KNOW THEY ARE JUST KIDDING grin


Vote Ambode for governor

Vote Buhari for president


Sai baba
bro is jk win u must drink poison and if the poison no work i go buy u sniper u hear hahahahahahahaahcheesy
Christianity EtcRe: “These Top Nigerian Pastors Are Candidates Of Hell Fire” – 7rys Old Girl. by 2kris(m): 4:36pm On Mar 03, 2015
abanicool:
me too,am not surprised,becos d bible says.......many false prophets will prophesy in my name......my pple d end is at hand.let's be careful on these pple dat called themselves ......MEN OF GOD,do not be decieved.A word is enough for d wise!!!!!
u talk like an average barack girl......no offense
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Arrested Twice In United States; Lai Muhammed Wears Pampers - FFK by 2kris(m): 4:23pm On Mar 03, 2015
cindicandy:
Lest we forget, where is Buhari the APC presidential candidate?

@The topic: I have every reason to believe what FFK says because he was an integral part of APC during and after its formation.
no ever for ur entire life .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................make me laugh like this
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Arrested Twice In United States; Lai Muhammed Wears Pampers - FFK by 2kris(m): 4:13pm On Mar 03, 2015
nwafuluozoh:
grin cheesy grin cheesy.
Lia Mohammed leaky leaky yansh.
how man yash go dey leake except na g*ycheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by 2kris(m): 7:37pm On Mar 02, 2015
naijaboiy:
And you just sit there obeying everything. undecided

That was how one time I went to a church with my cousin during the holidays and the pastor was preaching endlessly.

Hunger don dey fire me as I no chop before I comot house.

Service started at seven and it was already 10 with no sign of its end at all. I was feeling very dizzy and so I decided to go outside and rest in the car and maybe probably find something to eat outside before I faint there.

Immediately I stood up and was walking towards the back door I heard a loud cry.

"And that is one of the demons over there! They can appear in different forms,,this one is looking calm and presentable,,ushers bring him forward"

They brought me forward to the pastor and I was really confused on what to say.

My shouts of "i'm not a demon! I'm not a demon o" aggravated the whole issue.

If you see SLAP! shocked

I just kept dumb and let them continue with their prayers. sad

I never went to that church with my cousin again.
uncle u can lie ohhhcheesycheesycheesy
CrimeRe: 16 Year Old Boy Robs, Rapes 52-Year-Old Woman In Ogun by 2kris(m): 12:32pm On Mar 02, 2015
EggovinMma:
No be north I dey.I see the kini anyhow, ok?
Who asked for it? Are we really having this discourse? Most women at that age sleeps unclad due to menopausal heat.Why are you thinking like this? It's so disgusting please.
abeg reply na
CrimeRe: 16 Year Old Boy Robs, Rapes 52-Year-Old Woman In Ogun by 2kris(m): 11:19am On Mar 02, 2015
EggovinMma:
No be north I dey.I see the kini anyhow, ok?
Who asked for it? Are we really having this discourse? Most women at that age sleeps unclad due to menopausal heat.Why are you thinking like this? It's so disgusting please.
ewenuwe biko
CelebritiesRe: Dakore Akande Shares Pic With Her Boyfriend (photo) by 2kris(m): 11:02am On Mar 02, 2015
mezebel:
am igbo
wow nt suprise any way idoma girls and igbo girls kinda look alike

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