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holatin:
he is binding the agent of cluelessness, the spirit of saTANist in Nigeria.

sai buhari
#ihavedecided
#babawhileyouaregone I WON A TRIBALIST guy for my street TO APC, I changed his thinking,belief.
I made him understand voting choice shouldn't be based on religion and tribe but capability and performance.

believe all u can am for gej

Ashi iga wu useless gov....... I strongly oppose gov rochas

mytime24:
dunno d kind of fun u mean, bt am kool @home

u mean u are free diz weekend.......i should hav taken u out diz sunday na

Op continue no mind all diz blinded peps wey grow for west buhari is bad news for us xtians in the north check out wat hapened in maid last week were d gov was chased....u think diz guys like u yorubas...i dont have to say much ..buhari will not rule naija make una drink rat poison

mytime24:
kk, u're beautiful........#no homo

ada u knw wat u are doing....shit were u get diz alo ra piz

mytime24:
bad guy

hey love how are u doing diz sunday ev hop u ar havin fun like i am doing now

Vicotex:
no be so na

na wao ooh u no want me to fulfile all the promise wey u break to her

rabzy:
Yeah instead of going after the chair and getting injured in the rush. You can just be packing the sand from anywhere he tread, put them in as many bottles as you can find, pour water and drink morning afternoon and night. Or you can lobby to be his dry cleaner so that you can wear his clothes every night before you wash them. It is guarantedd all your problems will be solved.

thanks for the insult.but let me remind u that it is what u believe that works for u and dnt mock christianity cuz it was created with believe.i rest my case were u are bro dnt mention me again

mytime24:
bad guy

helo sweery,

Vicotex:
check the back of that picture, you go see wher i write her phone number

greedy guy that y she free ur hand:p

FrancisTony:
Poverty is a disease. Not surprised it's coming from OAU students.

its not poverty bro.i will do more if i am there...there is blessing attached to it..its all abt faith and believ..eg human with the issue of blood

Krak:
Yes they can. My dad is a poultry farmer, he once had some roosters who began laying eggs after about 2 years or so. Although they lay eggs irregularly and the eggs were small.

The funny thing was these roosters kept crowing everyday.

its possible bro.like i have pointed out earlier hamaphrodite.the roaster definately poses but male and female sex cell...and for the records i am an agricultural sci graduate under poultry production

Iamfrank:
Nor b small tin..... Na so one fake pastor tell my sister say I go die last year.....

seriously bro nothing go do u.na so dem go dey talk wetin nobody tell dem com say na holy sp send dem..very sad.our lord jesus christ will expose all of em.no body shall puts the name of christ in shame shall go free

januzaj:
TEACHER:
Jonathan, 2+8?
JONATHAN:
March 28, Sir.
TEACHER:
This boy, I wonder how dull you
are. Did I
ask you of the
month of March. Sit down!
(turns to a female student) You
Patience, solve
this problem.
PATIENCE:
Sir no e me start d problem. Na
Jega, dat
boy weh de sit by d
door. Make you send am out, d
problem go
solve be dat.
TEACHER:
If I send him out, what will I do to
dull
students like Jonathan and
you?
PATIENCE :
Make you allow us repeat class,
Sir.
BUHARI: (Raises hand and cuts in)
Don't agree sir. They'll always fail.
Dismiss
them. The answer is
10.
TEACHER:
Very good! But give me 10
reasons why
Jonathan should be
dismissed, first. Remember he's
still the
class captain.
BUHARI:
1. He never speaks the truth.
2. He is wicked.
3. He sees nothing wrong in stealing
4. He cheats.
5.He sold all the bulbs in this
classroom,
that's why we can't
read when it is dark.
6. He dances even when the class
is in
trouble.
7. He over sleeps.
8. He keeps rats in the same box
we keep
our monthly
contributions.
9. He doesn't take correction and
10. He Hates to be advised.

TEACHER:
Class, what Buhari listed are bad
qualities of
a leader. So I will
give you the chance to choose
another class
captain before the
end of March.

clap for ur self

Orijin101:
*in sean tizzle's voice;

Kilogbe yii!!!!

The babe gather no be small oooo but don't tell datz the house she lives in

it is no be tinubu be d landlord

No wounder the kill nigerians without fair trial....but wait ohh who is responsible for building an embazzy..the country were it is situated or the country whom its represents

Lilyomi:
The woman at da left is refusin a kiss

its not her fault she told him to stop drinking gogoro.y she go kiss man wey him mouth dey smile like tinubu or will u

elantraceey:
The bribe seems reluctant .

its bride

Vicotex:
na my former ex be dat na

giv me her control

onyedikachukwue:
‪#‎BabaWhileYouWereGone‬

We have known that Tinubu's mouth stinks!

We known that Lai Muhammed is a Diaper wearing Grand Pa! And that his mouth stinks like gutter!

We known that Amaechi used to wear a tee shirt for 3 days!

We known that Tinubu is the single largest landlord in Africavia his corruption!

Documentaries were released on You and Tinubu,and people have seen more about your Draconian past and more about the corruption and stealing abilities of Tinubu!

Jonathan met with Youths in Lagos and guess what? He had a very beautiful welcome and I was there present!

Peter Ayo Fayose was visiting contract sites and in the process, he was hungry!, guess what? He ate at Iya Karimu's cantten!

APC has been silent,as FFK has been hitting them hard!!!

What else do you want me to tell you while you were gone?

that buhari lost and his errand boys were abt to start burning churches in the north but met there waterlooo.......any body wey dey or lived in the north will knw apc better

missclassy:
My brother has finished God of war 1 and 2

dont tell me:oi stoped in the part 2 beginin of the end

Pinkiedearie:
..you follow me come here again?!

the guy no fit just avoid u its obvoius he is in....

missclassy:
I am not much of a game player, but when I do, I play FIFA
FIFA 14 or 15

PES is for kids

are u tryin to say that my lec that plays pes is a kid no its just for fun #leisure time ..but that fifa14 is not badd come to think of mature game god of war, assasin creed comes to mind

missclassy:
I am not much of a game player, but when I do, I play FIFA
FIFA 14 or 15

PES is for kids

so are u trying to tell me that my lec that plays pes is a kid..super mario is for kid instead sweery ..fifa 14 is 9ice.....talking abt mature game wat abt god of war, avatar,

Y is the sec babe fresh meat swollen

missclassy:
Do people still play winning eleven

wait oh is that not naruto in ur dp or is it carton=19

Darkrebel666:
lol..

but now its PES...
the two teams i use the most are PSG and Real Madrid ...

ronaldo cheat wey dey score from center of the field and zlatan ibrakatabra wey no body fit make accept u control ur goal keeper or help ur oponent think

missclassy:
Do people still play winning eleven

we are just recalling good old days...ok which team is ur fav in pes apart from madrid

U wont bash her dressing cuz she is a celebrity and most of these girls are in contract with all these fashion company.the wear to advertise.my opinion tho

Darkrebel666:
confirm... those good ol' days

their defenders dey chest short like no tomorow eg materazi,samuel,lucio and co