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adaobi123: kulboy you try

You're always salivating

Truckpusher: Somebody is damn afraid abt them ladies ganging up against him ,so he lets go an ideology that is part of him.....some little boys have a long way to go ..i'm outta here....smdh

Was that for me? Come on talk to me and stop sounding like a sissy

If anyone has netflix, there's a movie i just watched if you're interested -price check. The story is almost like a nollywood movie (can't stand them) but better of course

Truckpusher: smdh ....you're good

Shugamania: Of course.. I know some women dont even deserve to be called women.

Exacto! Well i hijacked the thread already lol

Truckpusher: c'mon bro! they got you ,i know this and you know it ,right? but you hauled a$$ ...my guestion is, why?

Don't you try to play smart with me, own up.... because i already know that you're a smart guy

I'm totally lost. Can you explain please? I don't get it. Maybe because i'm not sketchy like you

Not just any woman but the good and real woman

Shugamania: Of course, that's d basis of the whole home training we got.. Make sure u give them something to think about other than being a woman.
So u guys ought to take it easy on us once in a while, U know we're trying.

The next time u see a struggling woman out there, remember to drop a kind comment. We're not just women, we're superwomen

I agree, i respect the struggle of a good woman

Shugamania: Seeing d physical first is normal, refusing to see anything beyond that is a federal offense.

What prison will you be tried for that

Truckpusher: OMG...dude hauled a$$ after you guys nailed him and you're falling for it?....well, lemme just attribute this to boredom...smh

Huh?

Truckpusher: For teenagers like you? it's a big 'YES'

Lol i'm probably older than you

You see it first don't mean you stay stuck there, you look beyond it but the female has a lot of projections to do at that point

Shugamania: Well, takes us back to the question of what guys chose to see. In my experience, the physical attracts, but the overall package determines where u go from there. Although, some guys will simply refuse to see beyond d boobs n asss..such airheads are better left alone.

As a guy, we are wired to see the physical first before anything, i'm sure i speak for most

I.Joan:
You sure? ? ? ?

The bolded does not agree with your explanation!

How's that? life must be hard in the sense that you have to work hard to show that's not just all you are,not really money, got it?

Shugamania: My point exactly.

You are what u attract, these guys need to do something about the class of girls they roll with.

I repeat, this question wan't bout money. I was just wondering how you deal with the added pressure of showing the physicals as well as what you got upstairs

I.Joan:
So if a girl dresses sexily.... she wants your money

This ain't about money though, just the fact that they can''t see beyond the physicals sometime

I.Joan:
Are girls really the way they are portrayed on Nairaland ? ? ?

Yes, and i meant girls in real life or ain't you real as well?

Shugamania: Lollllll.. Where's this coming from?

From a random mind , it must be tough though

SniperInADiaper: That was random.

I'm weird and random like that

Life must be really hard for you girls if the first thing most guys see are your t1ts and a$$

Truckpusher: Red in, red out you've lost bro!...what do you mean "he has you on the market already"...

Auction sale

Br3nd4: Hello to you too
So which of 'em cuties are you crushing on?

Are we picking crushes now?

Shugamania:

No way on earth my kid's going to a boarding school not to talk of a single sex school.

My kids will be home-schooled, i was

Truckpusher: Now you're talking.......what color of lingerie?

Red and in red lipstick

SniperInADiaper: . My hubby wont allow it

He has you on the market already

Truckpusher: What would you want to see in the truck...make a wish ,something like sniperinanitegown..lol

Can i have a sniperinalingerie

Truckpusher: You love the Truckpushing thing ,don't you?

Depending on what you got in the truck

Br3nd4: Jeeeeeezz! you tried

We didn't kiss though..you couldn't be stimulated sexually with the stench

SniperInADiaper: Sharrap and kiss me

truckpushing love

SniperInADiaper:

truckpusher

Br3nd4: Jeez that has got to be the hardest thing i'll ever get to do..

I learnt a trick tho. . . You get mint each time ure going out together. . . then inorder not to be rude you take some and give 'em some that way the breath'll fresh for you through the date

It was probably a bad tooth or something and no mint can kill the smell, you could smell it from a mile

Shugamania:
This image comes in handy, always.

LOL

Who messed that picture up like that

SniperInADiaper: You wish

Yay! Your boy is here sniper, goodluck

Wait..am i the only guy girl in the room *rolling eyes**

Br3nd4: Oh Gawd! did you tell her him?

I did, after we stopped seeing each other...through email

Worse thing is that, all the friends knew but never could say anything...i tried sha

SniperInADiaper: I had a memorable one. Way too awkward to share here tho.

I dont like dates. In fact I avoid them.

Are you married?

Shugamania: How can u be a girl with a body like that?

Hope u dont drive ur mom's car

That's my boyfriend

I remember a date of mine whose breath smelled like a murdafucka