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Caracta:
They better be modeling mates. Come show us some bedroom pictures. We need to spice up this competition and show them how things are done. All the contestants are covered up like what I don't understand.

emperorking02 gave you girls some show tho

Caracta:
Just checked your profile picture. Is that the girl that makes you cheat on me? Seriously? Is it because she is wearing diapers? And where is the six-pack you had three years ago?

diapers??

Those are my modeling mates and my pacs still intact **yimu**
I voted already, went for the neutral I think kulboy wins it for me tho

No idea who to vote for
I vote...

@caracta,

When does this end?

You might as well ban all airlines because i doubt any country respect the Nigerian passport these days.

If Nigeria has anything to offer the world other than terrorism, fraud, (any negatives here) I doubt anyone would disrespect the passport, we would be idolized instead.

You earn respect not demand it so i'd say, lets ban all the leaders and bad followers before placing a ban on Air France.

Now they watch this

MizMyColi:
Contestant Number 8
He is fresh, He is sexy, He is handsome, He’s got grace, He’s got charisma, He is intellectually sound, He is………..
KULBOY!!!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1871214_kulboywed1_jpeg2eef88c3c0a28e68167c1417b2ef90ca

Kulboy, a young handsome man from Rivers state, in his twenties, is a graduate of Electrical and Electronics Engineering (B.Eng) from the Prestigious Igbinedion University, Okada. His hobbies are swimming, surfing the net and playing video games. On what makes him different from everyone else, he says, "I have knack for learning different languages and presently I'm fluent in Eastern Ijaw, Yoruba, French and a little Hausa. Also the level of self-confidence/esteem I exude and my Uniqueness gives me an edge and differentiates me from the rest.”

What qualities does Kulboy get attracted to in people?
"I get attracted to people who show charisma, self-confidence, Thespians, people who have the ability to stand out in the crowd and people who possess intellectual curiosity”
Kulboy's role model is his mom because she is extremely hardworking and diligent by nature, goes out of her way to please people and she's a source of joy to many out there.
Give Kulboy a meal of pounded yam and his Mom's Egusi soup with a lot of stock-fish and Big Big snails in the soup and see if he wouldn't give you his atm pin.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1871215_kulboytue2_jpega3a276942d6028e47040f398634f00e3

When asked what Kulboy's goals are, he said “According to Fyodor Dostoyevsky "The mystery of human existence liesnot in just staying alive, but in finding something to live for.” Therefore my life's goal is to find a cause I can dedicate my existence to, so that when I'm about leaving this world, I would be
able to look back and smile knowing that I have left no regrets”.
^^^ Now, here is a young man who knows his onion(s)

"Which is your best sports game? Tell us about your favourite club manager and why you think he stands out from the rest."
"I enjoy playing football, watching the English premier league and UEFA Champions League. My favorite Club Manager is Sir Alex Ferguson though he is retired. When He was at the helms of affairs of Manchester united, He showcased brilliant Managerial skills and bonded well with his Team who not only saw him as their manager but as a Mentor whom they could Emulate both on the pitch and while living their Daily lives.
Kulboy’s reply when asked if he wanted to be another Sir Fergie; “No I wouldn't, In as much as Sir Alex Ferguson left behind a Legacy and a void which has become difficult to fill by his successors, I don't see myself limiting my potentials to the apogee of another man's career. I would love to have my own career path where I could achieve my fair share of unlimited greatness and be remembered for the legacies I would leave behind upon retirement. Everything Counts!”
^^^ Seems to me like an all rounder, waow!

"I deserve to be crowned Mr. Nairaland because I'm confident, good-looking, well polished, I have the style, the Grace, the class, the charm and most especially the brain/intellect to represent this great community, Nairaland on any platform Globally."
^^^ That’s Confidence!

You’ve seen it guys!
Vote Handsome KULBOY For Mr NL December 2014

I can't stand a girl pouting let alone a dude. WTF!

Enough of this marriage ish.. Topics all over the family section just makes single guys like me wanna stay single and not give marriage a second thought again.

mutter:
Bananabender I am sorry to disappoint you. My first daughter made the best A level result in her school and is studying .
I raise my children to aim for the best but never to loose sight of the fundamental values in life.
Humility, honesty and decency. Empty vessels are loud and crude.
A woman does not have to be a stay at home mum, but I would assume that a young woman with young kid`s would not necessarily have to be one that works late hours like the man. It is a privilege to have time to spend with the kid`s when they are young.
Besides what stops you calling your husband from work.
Anyway, you can puke all you like, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I have mine and you have yours.
I will only advice other women not to be deceived by you. Loads of women have this strange habit of trying to make out this dominant and feminist image outside.. yet they are the ones that take the most shit from men.

Perfect answer. Bananabender kneels while giving me egusi soup and she's over here claiming strong woman. Strong woman my d1ck

How's that romantic? He's fat and probably excited someone finally married him

lovelyronke20:
Annie Idibia turns 30 today and she has started receiving birthday messages from a lot of people including her hubby 2face. He even surprised, when she got home she saw all this how sweet..

http://www.temisblog.com/2014/11/awww-2face-surprises-wife-on-her-birthday.html

We share the same date

AlienSPY:
What do you understand by the word 'nosey' or you just brandish it to expose your immaturity?

Maybe you expect the wife to run down his trading business because he is the only one that ever got a wife and kid.

Too hasty mister. Read again, the poster is the nose poker

Why woulda negro cry over 35k in a public transit? Sounds like a made up story. What do you want an opinion on? The p**sy reporting to his inlaw or his thug of a wife? And op, you're nosy, learn to mind your business.

Matter of fact, that man needs some beer to enjoy the moment. Stup1d azz b11tch


She hit him first so well deserved, ma nigga

That girl deserves what she got. Those women need some azz whooping. Disgusting!!

sconp:
my brother pls na, if you contest na u go win o. no contest abeg

I'll think about it

I wanna contest if money is involved

Mr Nairaland or Mr available?

MizMyColi:
Hi all, we've reached and even exceeded our limits for the number of contestants we can manage.
As a result, all nominations end [size=20pt]6pm today[/size].


Before going into elimination round one, we would conduct a preliminary elimination exercise.

ONLY 15 CONTESTANTS would go into the competition proper.

Please stay tuned.

How about requesting to have it removed from the fp? Makes no sense to make changes to the rules of an ongoing competition especially when it has to do with time limits

Samuel Abidoyo

is that a capri pants?

benromeo39:
lol, I hope the golf stick doesn't end up swinging him to hit the ball into the hole.

Worse still, he ends up in one of the holes himself

About time! Not cooking means i'll end up being broke faster

I learned to cook as a kid but youtube has been a lifesaver.

Anyone who thinks the kitchen is for the woman alone is in for a surprise.. Times have changed and the current climate is all about the survival of the fittest. Cooking skills are right now as valuable as money making skills and having a woman who can cook is a bonus

hauwababy:
A REAL MAN is a man who can control his emotions, no matter what. Look at what happened between Jay Z and Solange. At the end Solange ended up looking silly. Imagine what would have happened if he struck her. He isn't a BOSS for nothing. Men should know how to control their emotions; especially when provoked.

I call Bullsh1t to that. Again, you talk about a man being REAL and then use a ludicrous example of how a woman attacks a man and the man is suddenly REAL because he didn't strike back.

Based on your standard and the media, when a woman molests a man, there are excuses for her action, "oh she ended up looking silly," "she must be on her period," "maybe he cheated on her sis." Worse still, we hail the man and totally excuse the woman; However, when a man molests a woman, he's a beast and deserves to rot in jail. If JayZ had responded, he would've been a fake man right?

I'm willing to place a bet the term "REAL man" probably started from some women group who feel a man has to live to their "standard" to be real and some gullible man fall for this tripe. The standard they can manipulate to their advantage as they deem fit like how Jay Z is a REAL man for not responding to Solange right.

Nothing like REAL men, all men are real and how we respond to situations are different because our experience and circumstances are different.

hauwababy:
Nothing justifies a man beating up a women, no matter what she has done. A REAL MAN knows the best way to deal with a woman is to ignore her and walk away. Women are not human punching bags.

What's your definition of a REAL MAN? Who's a fake man? Don't even get me started on that asinine definition what standard a man has to conform to. All men are real and the only fake men are the mannequins you see at men's wearhouse

Naijarazzing:
some women are responsible for the men becoming animals...u no think so?

How's that? I take that to be a joke.


@ post

I would say attack only if someone attacks you and you feel threatened with no way to escape, man or woman.

Any man or woman who sees violence as the only way to pass a message across is an animal.

Truckpusher:
Funny enough, she can't even twerk.

Are you saying she's a artist who doesn't know how to use a pen?

MizMyColi:
twerk
twəːk/
verb
informal
verb: twerk; 3rd person present: twerks; past tense: twerked; past participle: twerked; gerund or present participle: twerking

dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance.
"just wait till they catch their daughters twerking to this song"

Origin
1990s: probably an alteration of work.
Translate twerk to
Use over time for: twerk

Twerking originated from Africa. IF you doubt me, take a look at the yoruba women in churches, our mothers be twerking to gospel songs

Creamish:
k so join me in #TeamTwerk a.k.a #TeamRokiatu

Is Rokiatu really gonna twerk? She got my vote for that

It's scary as it is currently but the feeling of flying without windows will probally mean travelling by road or sea as the preferred mode

The reality is starting to sink in, I'm never gonna achieve my goal of staying young forever. With that in mind, I've decided it's time to cross some things off my to-do list as i approach a milestone in my life.

Just out of curiosity, do you guys ever keep a list of things you'll like to do before you reach certain age or die? A bucket list sorta thing? What are they?



.. from my list
Climb Mount Kilimanjaro and visit Mount Everest (I ain't climbing that sh1t)
Run with my shirt off (douchey move grin)
Watch Chelsea fc live game straight from Stamford bridge
Visit Paris
Express how i truly feel about people for just a day (I'll probably lose everyone around me grin grin)

I see the consensus here is to either run away as fast as you can and away from the scene or report to the police if you wanna take a chance with your life. While I understand the reasoning behind the actions which is the risk you of becoming a victim of the angry mob, I feel this has definitely turn us into animals, a beast without conscience.

We pray to God the most and I still don't understand how we expect blessings from God with this mindset, both the barbaric mob and the runaway driver. It's no surprise the country is currently the way it is.

As humans, we have lost the love for our neighbor and no empathy or selflessness. We have become selfish and could care less before burning an innocent person or in the case of the driver, abscond from the scene without our conscience pricking us.

We have more religious organizations in every corner than most countries combined yet our heart is filled with the most evil.

Every man has to take responsibility for his action and the earlier we start doing that, the better for the nation collectively. We have to fix our conscience, the government can't fix that.