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on top of not scoring, the vampire gets a yellow card, i can't even get mad

Worst gw ever

sexyseun: The so called "djharry" is not even handsome, immature with a face like the teletubbies... mscheeeewww

On the other hand, you're as handsome as JayZ with your burger lips

Ramsey is injured

What MOST Nigerian girls are guilty of, big gut

However it's hardly a turn off since i'm more interested in the person than looks. As long as you're making effort and not just walking around like an helpless 250lbs fatty

Mazi_Omenuko: This may be a bit harsh on the championship sides; some that finished 11th or so may have garnered more points than the 30's at premiership. Think about extending it to 70 teams; 20 from championship.

This

Ok i guess it should be dependent on the number of teams allowed in the premier league

I think the top 10/15 in the championship should be promoted and bottom 15 in the premier league relegated. I'm assuming only the top 50 will be taken into account here. If you ain't in the top 50 of either league, you shouldn't even be thinking of promotion

You lost it when you first opened your legs wide for him. Unfortunately, you don't have a relationship and what you have isn't gonna amount to anything even if you hang on to it fro now till forever. Only thing is to pick up what's left of your dignity and learn from it.

A long lasting relationship should be built on other things first before sex comes into it, if sex comes in first, it's never gonna last.

ritchboy: It's getting lonely at the top

Lol what's your name on there?

@Chamotex, what's the plan for next year as far as relegation and promotion is concerned?

https://www.nairaland.com/1550401/10-reasons-why-should-quit#20128459


fp please, dominique

From a completely non-religious point of view, pornography is such a danger in our culture today.

With the ubiquity and easy access of porn these days, it shouldn't come as a surprise that people are beginning to study the effects of it on our sex lives. According to a website called projectknow.com, 420 million web pages are dedicated to porn, meaning the non-porn Internet roughly consists of..well, Wikipedia. Scientists at Cambridge University recently studied the brain scans of porn addicts and found that they looked exactly like those of drug addicts


1. For those addicted to porn, arousal actually declined with the same mate, while those who regularly found different mates were able to continual their arousal. It's known as the Coolidge Effect, or novelty-seeking behavior. Porn, after all, trains the viewer to expect constant newness.

2. One in five people who regularly watch porn admitted to feeling controlled by their own sexual desires.

3. 12 percent of NoFappers report watching 5 or more hours of Internet porn every week. 59 percent report watching between 4 and 15(!!) hours of porn every week.

4. Almost 50 percent of those on NoFap have never had sex in their lives, meaning their only experience with intimacy is purely digital.

5. 42 percent of male college students report visiting porn sites regularly.

6. 53 percent of the NoFappers developed a regular porn habit between the ages of 12 and 14. An alarming 16 percent said they started watching before they were 12.

7. 64 percent report that their tastes in porn have become more extreme or deviant.

8. Among 27-31 year olds on NoFap: 19 percent suffer from premature ejaculation, 25 percent are disinterested in sex with their partner, 31 percent have difficulty reaching orgasm, and 34 percent experience erectile dysfunction.

9. After committing to no masturbation/porn, 60 percent of those on NoFap felt that their sexual functions had improved.

10. And 67 percent had an increase in energy levels as well as productivity.

So there it is men. While the evidence may not be scientifically thorough, there's certainly enough to suggest that porn has a negative impact on our lives. It might be a good time to give that overworked hand some rest, or, at the very least, use it to dial the phone number of a real live human woman and ask her out on a date.




Source: GQ

How old is the op? That's a huge factor in this case. My first girlfriend was 15 and I was barely 17

lalaboi go back to sleep, you've just pasted the wrong table or wait a sec.... have i been looking at another table the whole time thinking i'm in the first page?

EyesWideOpen: Although with this DP, I'm not surprised!

Keep consuming hatred, I hope you drink yourself to death!

death? Wohoooo easy easy

I guess i have no idea how painful it must feel to look like you, apologies

Idowuogbo:

eyeswideopen -2/10

Akposy: Rate me

2/10

Moral of the story, Nigerian women please go for your yearly breast examinations. This is very vital in the treatment for breast cancer.

Breast cancer is not a spiritual attack, it's a disease and it's real

@Op

That's just an African thing and you just have to deal with it. African parents don't ever believe they're wrong, they're always right according to them. If you say otherwise or stand up to them for their oppression, it's disrespectful according to them so op, just gotta deal with that part of you like we all do

You're fed up twice??

Not sure whether this is right or wrong but one thing i do know is that it has a medical implication. It can lead to ere.ctile dysfunction, a growing concern/problem with excessive masturbation

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/cupids-poisoned-arrow/201107/porn-induced-sexual-dysfunction-growing-problem

solomon111: I don't have any problem cooking myself,unfortunately i don't have time.

Good advice from chaircover.
If time is the problem bro, go eat at restaurants or better do like me and make your food for the week on weekends and refrigerate. That's what i do and i'm a full time worker plus i have quite a few things i do on the side but i don't think it'd bother me as much if my girl doesn't know how to cook. If it bothers you as much, take chaircover's advice and move the girl along in your direction. Personally, i'd not use the lack of culinary skills of my girlfriend as a yardstick for anything, as long as i can cook my food.

You should be thankful to God he showed your partner for who he truly is. Yeah it may be embarrassing but think about it this way, would you rather a short period of embarrassment or a lifetime with an adulterer? I don't know about you but i believe in marriage being a lifetime commitment and if there's ever a strong evidence of doubt/infidelity while dating, i wouldn't dare consider/continue the wedding.

Statistics of unhappy/failing marriages is insanely high and i'd rather know this before tying the knot than be added to the stats

For those advising you to apologize or try to make up, don't even try it because that makes you look like you're desperate for marriage except of course, if you are. If you apologize, that man will have little or no respect for you and he'll see you as a pushover, forever!

You're fed up?? Are you a toddler? You sound like it's the sole responsibility of the woman to do the cooking like she's your maid.

If she can't cook and you can, get in the kitchen man and do the cooking and stop whining and expecting the woman to be your nanny